King Ronald on 27/7/2002 at 17:13
WAITAMINUTETHERE!
Are you SERIOUSLY telling me (DO NOT JOKE) that there is a Vienna level in Deus Ex?
Look, I am deadly serious here, you're telling me there is ANOTHER level in Deus Ex I did not find?
WTF??!!?!?
ferret on 27/7/2002 at 18:36
Yup, just look for the file in your Deus Ex folder:
/Maps/13_Nonexistent_Vienna_Harem.dx
King Ronald on 28/7/2002 at 17:01
Bollocks.
It isn't there.
You're making it up. Ha ha ha - very funny.
Stainboy on 28/7/2002 at 19:51
Interesting that there isn't an actual Mission 13 though. Maybe this is superstition (unlucky 13), or maybe there is a hidden one as Señor Ferret suggests. Or maybe it's on the CD and I can't be arsed to check because The West Wing is on in 4 minutes.
I just don't know any more - too many people trying to be clever and/or take the piss. Shame.
The truth please?
Stainboy.
ferret on 29/7/2002 at 08:35
Quote:
Originally posted by King Ronald Bollocks.
It isn't there.
You're making it up. Ha ha ha - very funny. One of the upgrade patches removes it, unless you back it up in advance. They had to do that because of the full frontal nudity.
Rogue Keeper on 29/7/2002 at 09:16
Mr. "My Wife Has Big Hooters" has far less sense of humour than my 88 years old deaf and almost blind grandmother.
And the Vienna level... It's good to see that the DX community has finally its own myth for teasting newbies, like the "bow upgrade" the taffers have...
tungsten on 29/7/2002 at 17:02
And in Vienna you actually get a mini crossbow-upgrade you can even transfer to your saved thief games!! :rolleyes:
and who starts the NVL clan? :joke:
What happens to the level if you cheat while patching? :confused:
maybe Tiff isn't too dumb after all.:sly:
King Ronald on 29/7/2002 at 17:15
Taffers.
(walks off)
(pauses, strides back)
AND I'M NOT A BLOODY NEWBIE! I'VE COMPLETED DEUS EX ON REALISTIC SEVERAL TIMES!
(NOW he walks off)
Rogue Keeper on 30/7/2002 at 05:10
Aeasy Ronald, nobody called you a newbie!:)
My Wife Has Big Hooters on 30/7/2002 at 11:47
So, we'll just get a few things straight here. My sense of humor is quite intact, thanks. And I find the slagging of newbies a requirement. However, I don't play every level over and over and over and over, so I figured it was possible that I missed something or several somethings. It even seemed like a legitimate scenario. I was pretty slow to catch on, but with all the Helpy Helpertons telling me that Vienna was in Austria, in Europe - no shit. I was just checkin to see if I missed something good. Like Ronald, I have finished the game on realistic, no cheating. But that's just cuz I can't figure out HOW to cheat:confused: I know you don't give a toss, BRbunchanumbers, but for the record, when some one takes the piss, I'm amused; like the time the ole wifey and mate slipped the chile beer on me. Try that crap sometime... :eww: Anyway, they got a bigger laugh than me, but I was even amused by your wiseass plane comment, though the whole Vienna joke flew about 33,000 feet over my head. And, I'll admit it, I ALMOST fell for the bow upgrade, but the hamster was running in the wheel a little faster that morning, and I caught that one, avoiding more slaggin the newbie in a different forum. So there.:p
And let the smilies convince you I'm not a total hard-on