Stitch on 27/1/2006 at 16:10
Quote Posted by Komag
I checked out the link based on this recommendation, and I heartily disagree. She's pretty enough, but really just a little above average to me.
Quote Posted by TheAlbaniac
Dude, Buffy has a weird nose and Veronica's dead friend's face looks like a fish.
All it takes is one stroll through the TTLG photo album to put these kinds of comments in perspective.
Para?noid on 27/1/2006 at 16:27
Oh, man, it's such a classic to hear shit like "Man, Sarah Michelle Gellar ain't that hot!" or "Guh, Carmen Electra is fuuuugly". You fucking dorks would jump through flaming hoops to spend a night with any of these women. I know I would
Agent Monkeysee on 27/1/2006 at 16:39
Okay I sympathize with the "lol internet male" jabs but just because I'm not on the cover of GQ doesn't mean I have to find every celebrity attractive. I actually wouldn't jump at the chance to sleep with Carmen Electra or Sarah Michelle Gellar. Ms. Gellar looks like a damn ostrich for crying out loud.
I would, however, beat up my own mother to spend a night with Scarlett Johansson.
Vivian on 27/1/2006 at 16:40
I could offer you a night with miss Johanananessen through my extensive show-biz drug contacts, but I'd need video evidence of the mother beating first.
Stitch on 27/1/2006 at 16:48
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
I actually
wouldn't jump at the chance to sleep with Carmen Electra or Sarah Michelle Gellar. Ms. Gellar looks like a damn ostrich for crying out loud.
The warm, comforting veil of internet does nothing to disguise your lies. If you were in a random bar and a chick identical to Buffy looked at you twice you'd kill everyone dear to you for one chance to hit that.
Hell, I think Natalie Portman isn't all that but sweet christ I'VE DONE WORSE.
AR Master on 27/1/2006 at 18:48
Quote Posted by Stitch
The warm, comforting veil of internet does nothing to disguise your lies. If you were in a random bar and a chick identical to Buffy looked at you twice you'd kill everyone dear to you for one chance to hit that.
Hell, I think Natalie Portman isn't all that but sweet christ I'VE DONE WORSE.
Truth. I'm lucky if it turns out to not be a man
Agent Monkeysee on 27/1/2006 at 21:00
Quote Posted by Stitch
The warm, comforting veil of internet does nothing to disguise your lies. If you were in a random bar and a chick identical to Buffy looked at you twice you'd kill everyone dear to you for one chance to hit that.
I'm sorry but I wouldn't. I don't like her face and the face is a make-or-break deal for me. SHE'S GOT A BIRD FACE. A GODDAMN BEAK. I bet she squawks in bed.
I'll concede the point on a Carmen Electra lookalike.
Renzatic on 27/1/2006 at 21:12
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
SHE'S GOT A BIRD FACE. A GODDAMN BEAK. I bet she squawks in bed.
What? That doesn't do anything for you?
Turtle on 27/1/2006 at 21:18
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
I'm sorry but I wouldn't. I don't like her face and the face is a make-or-break deal for me.
You need to do more doggy-style.
From on top next time.
Face don't mean much then.
