Turtle on 18/10/2007 at 16:48
Hey, as long as she's Japanese and does 1 of the other 2, I'll be happy.
jimjack on 18/10/2007 at 17:44
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
It's Japanese, gives a gentle massage and squirts water up your ass.
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The water part I get, like a bidet...but the massage? How does this work?
demagogue on 18/10/2007 at 18:05
There are different settings for the water jet, at least this is how it normally works.
One setting is a gentle massaging jet which wanders all around your nether regions, another is a straight-up bidet that aims just for the eye of the beast.
Scots Taffer on 19/10/2007 at 00:14
Quote Posted by Turtle
Hey, as long as she's Japanese and does 1 of the other 2, I'll be happy.
She's Japanese but she's not known for squirting things up other people's asses. :erm:
Spaztick on 19/10/2007 at 03:43
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
She's Japanese but she's not known for squirting things up other people's asses. :erm:
At least we hope not.
TBE on 19/10/2007 at 03:57
Quote Posted by Kolya
Is making phone calls while being on the toilet okay?
The other day at work, my friend and I walked into the men's room. There was a voice in a loud conversation. We only saw a set of legs under the stall door. After doing our business without saying a word, we flushed. The guy talked louder to cover the fact that he was on the shitter. So I went to every shitter in the bathroom and flushed. There are about 15 toilets and 6 urinals in that bathroom :D
I think phone calls on the shitter are a faux pas if you are in a public place. At home when you're alone, not so bad.
Toilet seat down. All the time. If you've ever gone to the toilet to vomit, and you've got the seat up, you won't want to get into the piss all over the rim. Learn to sit and pee for a month, and you'll be glad if you're the one cleaning the toilet. I actually find it more relaxing to piss sitting down. I always use a urinal at work though, or at public places. God damn, I'd love to kill the fuckers that like to piss on the toilet seats in public places. Nothing worse than having to take a big shit, and someone made the damn seat unsittable. I had to take a dump in Malaysia once where there was only a hole in the floor. That wasn't fun. :(
Vasquez on 19/10/2007 at 08:17
Quote Posted by Taffer_Boy_Elvis
I had to take a dump in Malaysia once where there was only a hole in the floor. That wasn't fun. :(
But it's hygienic :D (Unless you actually sit on the hole, just squat.) I recently came across a hole-on-the-floor -toilet in ITALY, which was kinda surprising, but nevertheless an exotic experience.
Scots Taffer on 19/10/2007 at 08:53
Quote Posted by Vasquez
But it's hygienic :D (Unless you actually sit on the hole, just squat.) I recently came across a hole-on-the-floor -toilet in ITALY, which was kinda surprising, but nevertheless an exotic experience.
That's not actually surprising if you're fairly travelled, several countries of central Europe have the holes-in-the-floor toilets: France, Italy, for example. I've encountered them in "modern" cities such as Paris and Florence in recent years.
In fact, what's worse, is they used to have the female toilets (holes in the floor)
past the urinals. So women used to have to trek pass the men pissing and farting to get to their squatting hole. Good times, huh?
Fingernail on 19/10/2007 at 08:56
I don't know if anyone else here has had the pleasure of using a Dyson Airblade to dry one's hands after washing - you put your hands between it's curvaceous slits and it blasts you with warm air at high pressure, which is supposedly more hygenic and faster than a traditional air blower.
Jakeyboy on 21/10/2007 at 11:20
I tend to put the seat and lid down, that way every time the toilet is used whoever is using it has some amount of lifting to do. Then theres no bitching. Also it hides the pubes on the rim.
