Fingernail on 17/10/2007 at 08:55
there's also the famed "when staying in someone's house and using the toilet late or in the night, is it ruder to flush the toilet, potentially waking the entire household (the walls are thin), or leave a tasty surprise for your hosts to discover in the morning???"
Hewer on 17/10/2007 at 14:41
I say flush. If you flush and they still accept you, you're among friends. But if you flush and they want you to bolt- it was never meant to be.
Vasquez on 17/10/2007 at 19:28
Quote Posted by crunchy
I'm sorry but I don't find that an acceptable argument. The only reason they believe that they don't need to move it is that they demand that males put the seat back down. If we always left the seat up then they would have to move it.
You take a dump standing up? I'm impressed.
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
* Toilet Roll: Over or Under?
* Peeing when company can hear you: slosh it around or stealthily into the side of the bowl?
* Toilet literature: high brow, low brow, or monobrow?
* Who the fuck doesn't put the lid down after they're done, you disgusting fucks?
* DIDN'T YOU HEAR IGGLES? SHIT PARTICLES!!!!
* Doing a poop while receiving a hummer: logical or illogical? :cool:
1. Who cares, as long as there's paper.
2. Stealth is for teenagers. Everyone knows why you're in the toilet anyway.
3. Crossword puzzles :D
4. ITA.
5. I actually read about a trustworthy-sounding study that proved this true.
6. I'm not up-to-date with porn slang, but if it's what i suspect it is, that sounds somewhat coprophilic.
Quote Posted by Kolya
Is making phone calls while being on the toilet okay?
Why wouldn't it be? :confused:
demagogue on 17/10/2007 at 20:11
Quote Posted by Vasquez
Why wouldn't it be? :confused:
Putting aside the embarrassing noise issue you might be able to hide, I think the idea is it's supposed to be disrespectful to the listener, that you don't have a decent second in your day to talk to him or her that you can only give them the piss-minutes.
LBJ used to order around his vice president, Humphreys, while sitting on the toilet. He'd call special meetings for just that purpose, where he'd sit on the shitcan and his VP would stand outside the door while LBJ shouted out to him what a good boy he'd been, but how he needed to improve ... purely to humiliate him, just to be a bastard.
The way we think about "time management" today, though -- what else are cellphones all about -- I guess to a lot of people it wouldn't even occur to them that that they are supposed to be 'being humiliating' when a serious conversation is going on while one guy is using the toilet, especially if the other person doesn't even know it.
charlestheoaf on 17/10/2007 at 20:25
Meh, it doesn't matter if someone's on the toilet while talking on the phone. My friends and I all have done it.
And I still say close the lid to keep unwanted things out of the toilet.
Also, peeing in the shower is acceptable and most people do it, so there.
Kolya on 17/10/2007 at 21:11
I've seen that toilet before I think, looks pretty costly, but I don't think you would regret it.
Shug on 18/10/2007 at 00:14
I think the whole toilet seat issue is overblown, considering it's equally convenient to get totally drunk then piss in a laundry basket
Rug Burn Junky on 18/10/2007 at 01:17
Wouldn't you?
It's Japanese, gives a gentle massage and squirts water up your ass.
I've had girlfriends that didn't have that much going for them.
