Spaztick on 16/10/2007 at 22:25
This is really a pointless argument, I think only the bitchiest of women would actually care about something so trivial. For those women I have this advice: If you're too lazy to move the seat where you want it like the rest of us, you can always wear a catheter.
demagogue on 16/10/2007 at 22:51
Fung shui says keep the cover down.
Fortune goes right down the drain if it's open.
We leave it open, with the seat down, for the convenience of our cats.
When they want a drink, no reason to be stingy, and they need the little platform to crouch on.
Must be why we're so unlucky.
Scots Taffer on 17/10/2007 at 00:03
cruncy, you've got it all wrong - the real questions regarding toilet etiquette are:
* Toilet Roll: Over or Under?
* Peeing when company can hear you: slosh it around or stealthily into the side of the bowl?
* Toilet literature: high brow, low brow, or monobrow?
* Who the fuck doesn't put the lid down after they're done, you disgusting fucks?
* DIDN'T YOU HEAR IGGLES? SHIT PARTICLES!!!!
* Doing a poop while receiving a hummer: logical or illogical? :cool:
thief0 on 17/10/2007 at 00:07
wait, I'm confused. why would you guys ever lift up the toilet seat? I always sit on it (and I'm male).
btw, this was a funny thread, made me laugh a couple times.
Scots Taffer on 17/10/2007 at 00:19
I don't like sitting down because it invariably ends up being like an elephant going to a pond for a drink.
Rug Burn Junky on 17/10/2007 at 00:22
Quote Posted by crunchy
Consider two people who drive the same car. One is tall and requires the drivers seat pushed back to accommodate their long legs. The other is short and requires the seat pushed forward so they can reach the pedals. Does either of them have the right to demand that the other must return the seat to the other position so when they get in they do not have to adjust the seat?
I'm confused, doesn't the power adjustable seat with multiple memory settings render this inconsequential?
Scots Taffer on 17/10/2007 at 00:25
Ugh. What A Yuppie.
Ko0K on 17/10/2007 at 01:56
Quote Posted by D'Juhn Keep
I tend to close both lids on the grounds of particles of shit travelling through the air and landing on my toothbrush.
Whoa, wait a minute. Let's not be so hasty as to insinuate that poo is this homogeneous material that can simply break down into finer particles of the same molecular composition and drift away. What actually do get in the air are only the volatile components, you see. Anyway, if it's volatile enough to aerosolize and get up your nostrils, you'd have to make that toilet air-tight to keep it from circulating through the air.
Kolya on 17/10/2007 at 05:28
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
* Doing a poop while receiving a hummer: logical or illogical? :cool:
What is a hummer?
Does RBJ have a power adjustable toilet seat?
Is making phone calls while being on the toilet okay?
Can you still respect your cats after seeing them drink from a toilet?
:confused:
oudeis on 17/10/2007 at 05:47
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
cruncy, you've got it all wrong - the real questions regarding toilet etiquette are:
* Toilet Roll: Over or Under?
* Peeing when company can hear you: slosh it around or stealthily into the side of the bowl?
* Toilet literature: high brow, low brow, or monobrow?
* Who the fuck doesn't put the lid down after they're done, you disgusting fucks?
* DIDN'T YOU HEAR IGGLES? SHIT PARTICLES!!!!
* Doing a poop while receiving a hummer: logical or illogical? :cool:
1. Over- it shortens the reach.
2. SLOSH IT. Also, make sure you make appreciative groans and commentary while you do it- 'UHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!! God-DAMN, that Asparagus makes a vicious stench!'
3. All, so you can cover normal, constipated, and 'Honest, I really am using the toilet!' episodes, if you know what I mean.
4. The ones that flush immediately.
5. Sounds like an Old Wives tale.
6. If you can find a woman willing to do that, she has really low self-esteem. If you see her again after she does, you have really low tastes.
