Sulphur on 5/7/2009 at 20:31
Quote Posted by Renzatic
What the hell happened here? We've gone from fireworks and barbecue to the fucking holocaust? COMEON!
Molock, you're an idiot, and I hate you for ruining what was once a perfectly good thread.
Yeah. I'm not American, European, African, or whatever, and I think the turn this thread's taken with Molock at the the helm is frankly idiotic.
Back to the fireworks, people! Also, I have a request.
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http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1264/fireworksy.gifStarrfall on 5/7/2009 at 20:34
Quote Posted by gunsmoke
Wow, what a 4th. Proceeded to drink 24 St. Pauli Girl Dark beers. Then proceeded to drink an 8-Pack of 7 oz. Little Kings and a 40 of MGD that was in the back of the fridge for a week or so. There were also some 4 or 5 empty Keystone cans mysteriously strewn about the back yard this morning. I have an idea of how they got there, but cannot be certain. :cool:
That is roughly 20 pounds of beer WELL DONE SIR
Enchantermon on 5/7/2009 at 20:36
Before or after the bratwurst? :sly:
gunsmoke on 5/7/2009 at 20:50
Fortunately AFTER. Though, I am known state-wide for my cast-iron stomach and feel I could have handled it. Though, that is me telling you this a day later. It could have ended poorly. :eww:
Gingerbread Man on 5/7/2009 at 21:56
WOW IT WAS GREAT THIS YEAR!
The President was there, and fucking ELEPHANT RIDES FOR KIDS (and sometimes hunky Canadians who pester sweetly), and marching bands playing AEROSMITH TUNES!
Seriously, it was awesome. Neil Armstrong and Arnold Schwarzenegger, the tribute to Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Karl Malden, Ed McMahon, and all the other big wigs who died this year, there was a giant (I mean fucking ROSE BOWL FLOAT GIGANTIC) cake in the middle of town and it shot out fireworks and streamers and then OH SHIT SOME WORLD CHAMPION AMERICAN SPORTS TEAM OR OTHER OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE ON QUADRUNNERS!!!!!! :o :o
SMoke grenades and streamers and then, then THEN...
then
All the lights point at the base of the cake, and it's all over the Jumbotrons. The coloured smoke left over from the sports team's jaw-dropping quadrunner entrance is like a fog machine, and everyone goes quiet because we think we can hear
yeah
yeah we can totally hear the first chords of God Gave Rock And Roll To You all quiet and shit... getting louder and the strummy bit and then BLAMMO POW OH SHIT GET SOME TOILET PAPER READY because there was a big POP and fireworks and a goddamned stage starts rising up in front of this eighty-foot tall cake and on that stage was
well, I was really hoping that Kiss would be there, live in full makeup
but they weren't
so that was sad
for a second
because then I was confused... the stage was pretty empty except for a drum kit and amps / instruments / mics where they'd be if there were no musicians on stage
which is exactly what was happening, and that's why I was confused
But the intro chords of God Gave Rock And Roll To You were still going, and it was all built up and drummy, so it was obviously just a recording. :(
The song cut at the right spot and there was a huge, heart-stopping, blood-pounding drum fill
BAP BAP BAPPADAPPAPABADA
AND THERE'S A REAL LIVE DRUMMER
AND HE'S AWESOME
And now it's a drum solo that would make Tommy Lee puke, stick-handling that makes Wayne Gretzky look like Ron Palillo... a sense of timing and rhythm and dead-on motherfucking accuracy combined with a groove deeper than the Marianas Trench and the jumbotron lights up will you please put your hands together for the one and only STEVIE MOTHERFUCKING WONDER
OH SHIT
SHIT
OH SHIT
i think I pooed
america
fuck yeah
fuck yeah
fett on 5/7/2009 at 22:21
Angry Germans itt. Paging Koyla, stat!
gunsmoke on 5/7/2009 at 22:50
Who is Koyla? :p
GBM: Awesome play-by-play as always
BEAR on 5/7/2009 at 23:24
How is it not blatantly obvious to all the intent of this thread?
I was going to tell america to rock the fuck on but LIKE IT NEEDS TO BE TOLD.
The rest of you just dont understand.
