Ulukai on 16/9/2009 at 08:04
Quote Posted by Molock
I'll try again as soon as I can
No no no no! Did you learn nothing?
I mentioned your ignorance regarding interior postucrombosis to Dr Flange over a buttered crumpet this morning. He was annoyed but not surprised.
"Interior Postucrombosis", he began, whilst slathering another dose of coronary inducing butter on his crumpet for which I'm sure the irony was not lost, "is the build up of Lactic acid behind the eyes due to sleep deprivation. The capillaries swell and force the eyes forwards out of their sockets, giving a permanent startled appearance to the sufferer. If sleep is not forthcoming at this stage, the tiny mites which produce what you probably know as 'sleepy dust' when you wake up in the morning move around to the back of the eye. Here they gorge themselves on Lactic acid in the warm void and become hard and immobile."
At this stage, Dr Flange finished off his crumpet and reached for a bowl of pickled eggs. "This causes permanent goggling of the eyes and in extreme cases, your eyes could pop out."
"Get some sleep, you look tired", he added.
henke on 16/9/2009 at 10:05
Good old Dr. Flange. :)
Taffer36 on 16/9/2009 at 17:18
Quote Posted by Molock
What I also wanted to ask, are there any serious health risks?
Psh no. If anything you will become stronger and healthier the longer you stay awake.
Queue on 17/9/2009 at 00:59
Quote Posted by Molock
Well unfortunately I had to go to bed because my mother got sick yesterday, I have to look after her so no experiment now. :(
Bummer. I was hoping you'd go insane.
