Treeosaurus! (i.e. stupid crap made up by a thicko)

demagogue on 6/7/2010 at 17:31

Let me see if I have the opposing arguments right here. On the one hand, it seems T Rex would have to break his spine to be in this position. On the other hand, dude, I hunt like a fucking T Rex! That's right, a fucking killer dinosaur. Animals don't stand a chance against my killer T Rex tree-standing instincts.

If this were a paper about the psychology of recreational hunters, I'd say he's on to something.

Chimpy Chompy on 6/7/2010 at 17:36

T-rex looks like he's going to try and wrench the tree out of the ground. I'm not sure if his puny T-rex arms will provide sufficient grip but I guess hunting hadrosaurs by hurling tree trunks at them is kind of cool.

Vivian on 6/7/2010 at 22:59

Quote Posted by Turtle

Dude, we have trees you can drive your RV through in some places over here.
Jealousy++

But could you stand hunt from a tree in an RV

Xorak on 7/7/2010 at 00:07

I'm thinking of suing this guy because I independently came up with the same idea, except instead of hunting this was how T-Rex's actually prayed to their pagan/tree gods. But when Jesus showed up he was pretty pissed-off at their heatenistic ways and went into God-mode. He started lobbing miniturized, exploding dinosaurs from the backs of his Brontosauri army until all the pagans were blown up and their separate pieces evolved into modern birds. I have the fossilized evidence of this, plus this actual reproduction photograph that shows it to be true:

Inline Image:

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9783/dinosaur211x300.jpg

Turtle on 7/7/2010 at 00:15

Quote Posted by Vivian

But could you stand hunt from a tree in an RV

I'll have to get back to you on that.

fett on 7/7/2010 at 00:32

No wonder TRex's went extinct. YOU CANT MATE WITH THAT TREE SILLY TREX IT DOSNT' HAS A VAGINA

Bluegrime on 7/7/2010 at 00:34

But you gotta admit, that T-Rex looks pretty happy..

Are you saying you don't want dinosaurs to be happy? :mad:

Nicker on 7/7/2010 at 07:46

TreeHugginRex or worse, like fett said, it does kind of look like he's rubbing one off.

SD on 7/7/2010 at 17:09

Quote Posted by fett

No wonder TRex's went extinct. YOU CANT MATE WITH THAT TREE SILLY TREX IT DOSNT' HAS A VAGINA

T Rex was a theropod dinosaur, I don't think female Tyrannosaurs would have had vaginas :confused:

henke on 7/7/2010 at 17:21

Then how did they do it? (serious question)