Too Gay is right! The Oscar Mayer Wiener Post.

howie on 5/6/2002 at 19:51

I was questing yesterday and happened to come upon Assarnatamat's Shrine. The bloak had quite a few nasty AI_lying in wait_inside his Shrine so I thought I would stand back and take a good look around before proceeding. I was standing at the bottem right side of the staircase, just inside the shrine, looking around, and all of a sudden I realized the big statue was sporting a wiener down to his knee's. Holy Mackeral ! How did this get by the censors ? :eek: As I moved closer to the statue, I found, it was only an unabbreviated loin cloth in disguise. I can't post the picture so I guess you have to go see it to believe it. It looks like it was done intentionally to me -- way too gay.

Tuco on 5/6/2002 at 21:42

Obviously Howie was looking for something not there. Seem a little to eager there, buddy.

BattleMage on 5/6/2002 at 22:08

Ever tried taking a cold shower? :rolleyes:

zily on 6/6/2002 at 01:02

where is this shrine? not... cause I want to see it.. umm.. curiosity... you could call it that

Zaphod on 6/6/2002 at 01:32

So, to summarize this thread: "I thought I saw something naughty, but then I realized I didn't!"

That's genius. I can't even imagine the spasms you would have if you ever went to Florence and saw Michelangelo’s "David."

Was this trip really necessary?

zily on 6/6/2002 at 03:56

well, I was much too lazy to read beyond the first post lol

i guess you're referring to the loincloth, where if you look under it (lol) you find nothing.

howie on 6/6/2002 at 19:20

zily,

Now you've got me wondering. I didn't look under the loin cloth. Maybe the statue is sporting an enhanced version of Micheal Angelo's "David".