rachel on 5/8/2010 at 17:06
I always thought it would be cool to have Jack back from the murky deep as a victorian-style robo-zombie pursuing his lost love in the sewers of New York City. It would be a gothic opera, a decadent yet inspiring steampunk masterpiece, reminiscent of such classics as Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera or Belphegor.
It would be called 1913. And it would be awesome.
nicked on 5/8/2010 at 18:50
Not to mention their seminal work (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o) Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus.
My work colleagues and I all put in a pound to buy that on DVD, and watched it on our lunch breaks. As a film it's terrible. As a communal entertainment experience it's top notch.
Scots Taffer on 6/8/2010 at 09:40
Fixed.
june gloom on 6/8/2010 at 10:34
You'll forgive me if I don't see what exactly you cha- oh.
Aerothorn on 8/8/2010 at 16:28
I really thought Bruce Davison had more of a career than this.
p.s. Apparently the writer/director stars in all of his films. Clearly he is a true auteur.
fett on 9/8/2010 at 00:59
It's stuff like this that makes me wish China would get the fuck on with it and invade America.
june gloom on 9/8/2010 at 06:35
They already have.
Scots Taffer on 9/8/2010 at 06:38
They are laying in wait, on every street corner, in every take-out chow mein... waiting for the order... to attack.
Vernon on 9/8/2010 at 07:33
The Invasion of Anchorage is what, 2076? That's 66 years away simmer down everybody
