tungsten on 2/5/2006 at 03:26

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That's TV and internet education.
Let's just hope the aliens will not judge us on what they see first of us.

kingofthenet on 2/5/2006 at 03:57

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All right class Listen up! We are starting to get to the "Meat and Potatoes" of this "Dating" thing, I gotta tell you all the important shit of where to meet chicks, what to Wear, How to act,What to say, and all that good shit to help you score.:thumb:
This is going to be long, so I will need to break it up and spoon fed it to you, so you can Reliize my Genius, and bask in my Knowledge...

What to wear, How to act, what to say...
Well there is alot of different "Personas" you can take on, and each has it's Positives and Negatives, I will explore a few of the major ones and some will not work for all guys, for example; If you are a guy that is a 100lbs soaking wet, going with the "Athletic Jock" ain't gonna cut the mustard, and remember the old saying, "If you can't cut the mustard, you better know how to lick the jar!"

Remember : The Whole world is a stage, so get out there and put on a show!!!

My personal Favorite:
Wall Street Power Broker
What you will need to pull it off: A GOOD Suit, Well groomed hair, and nails, Good Business cards and case, a nice wallet with like a couple hundreds, three or four twenties and a whole shit load of singles, Good Fake Watch some good "Stink" you know, colone. Optional: Good Briefcase, Blackberry or Good Cell phone.
Kind of girls you are looking for, Secrateries, Low level office minion chicks, receptionists, your basic clerical staff
How much is a Date night, going to cost me? This method about 100 to 150 not counting the Hotel Room.Chance of successfully scoring about 70% with practice

Girls to avoid and why: Trailer chicks and any chicks from down south,The ONLY time these girls are likely to see a guy in a suit is when the FBI is investigating family incest and they come to take thier Daddy's away for questioning, also these girls don't think BIG and they are just as happy with a bottle of "COLD DUCK" as a bottle of "Dom Perignon" so this is over thier heads. I wouldn't try this with High Level "Power Broker" type girls either, unless you have ALOT of practice, as they can smell a fake pretty easy, and MIGHT call your bluff by wanting to do some seriously expensive shit.

Place to Meet, The best place to do this is in a Major City, in an upscale Trendy Bar, that caters to the "Yuppies" and has a "Happy hour" for chicks, you see the "Office Wenches" go there after work(5-6 P.M.) for the cheap happy hour, then they try to hook up with a rich dude to pay for them for the rest of the night.

How to do it: put on your Good suit, Not one that comes from Kmart, and a Nice Silk tie, the tie is Very Important, if you are going to spend some bucks on any one item, make it the tie, because if you are lucky, that tie will be worn by your now drunk chick and find, it way into all sort of unusual places.
(makes a nice souvenier when the night is done, too)

Get to the bar early, so you can get a good seat, in the center of the "action", and check out the Phillys as they come in, and buy Good beer in a Bottle, (DO NOT, Cheapen out here, and go with a Draft Mug) or go with a Manly mixed drink, Like a Martini or GOOD Wiskey on the Rocks.

When you scope out a potential score, Send a drink her way, the best girls for this are ones who are solo and not part of a gaggle of girls.if she responds with a smile and a mimed "thank you" go take a seat next to her, do this slowly and stylishly, not like a Bum Rush, that might scare her off.

Now is the most Critical time, as you have to set the stage... With an opening line, Keep it simple, something like," Hi, I am Mark from Lemann Brothers, aren't you Linda from Barkleys? She'll say no,(but you already knew that) Now, you need to stylishly give her your GOOD business card, think of the way James Bond gives a chick a cigarette, in the movies, and do it like that...

to be continued...

D'Juhn Keep on 2/5/2006 at 04:14

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Why won't somebody make it stop

Shug on 2/5/2006 at 04:51

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kingofthenet more like currentlysingle

aguywhoplaysthief on 2/5/2006 at 05:22

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Can anyone find a more retarded thread than this?