RyushiBlade on 1/5/2006 at 23:58
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6.Shy girls in public are usually MONSTERS in bed. I had this friend in high school, and he had this Super Shy Girlfriend with Glasses, I mean she was so low key it was easy to forget she was even there. So one day we were in the Locker Room changing for Gym, and this guy takes his shirt off, and he got all these "Hickey" brusies all over his chest and back, I mean he looked like he had AIDS or something, I asked him, what the Fuck happened to him, and he tells me his girlfriend "ATTACKED" him, after that I NEVER looked at her the same way.
hey gurlz
i am vry shy & where thik glasses plz go out wit me
I"M CRZY IN BED RLY
Rug Burn Junky on 2/5/2006 at 00:00
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Judging by the musical/pop culture references he's made thus far, I think kotn is actually somewhere between 30-40 years old.
He just reads and writes at a 15 year old level.
Dia on 2/5/2006 at 00:05
Why can't somebody just make kotn SHUT UP!!!?
He's joking, right? Please?
Stitch on 2/5/2006 at 00:46
PLEASE FIND YOUR SEAT FOR THE OMNITHEATER PRESENTATION OF "CARPENTER ANTS"
Malygris on 2/5/2006 at 00:55
Man, how could a king of jive like this possibly not be buried in pussy?
ps the agency?
Parker'sSire on 2/5/2006 at 01:13
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Originally posted by kingofthenetI am mearly "Keeping it Real"
uh..... mearly?
I once went to school with this guy who had some type of problem where he could not, no matter what was said or done to him, stop being amazingly, incredibly annoying.
He wouldn't go away, so he ended up being fondly thought of as a sort of mascot.
The more people yelled at him, the more annoying he got. He always, really thought that he had a very important point to make.
I, personally, never figured out if he was serious or not.
I had been kinda wondering where he ended up...
...end of mystery
Moi Dix Mois on 2/5/2006 at 01:20
It's a reunion of childhood friends! :D
Parker'sSire on 2/5/2006 at 01:28
naw...
This was in college.
SD on 2/5/2006 at 01:49
Wow, TTLG's anti newbie-hazing policy sure fell by the wayside in double quick time.
kingofthenet on 2/5/2006 at 01:56
Yes, it called Self-Confidence, Hell even if your wrong, never let them see you sweat, the sheeple will start to say to themselves, Hey, look at King, he is so sure of himself, so sincere, he MUST be right. Just like the President, Never admit DEFEAT!!! If your going to Die, Die with your Boots on...
A couple more tips(I lost count, so I am just going to bullet them)
*> Tattoos and Chicks, First I have to say if you are a guy want to get some ink, I have no problem with that, as long as you don't go overboard, and get "FULL SLEAVES" on some such shit, that's fine, Also NEVER,NEVER EVER(I can't stress this Enough) get a chicks name tattooed on your body, I don't care if you are going to marry her, it ALMOST garanttees you are going to break up with the chick, and have to explain that dumb ass name to EVERY chick you meet. Never sit down at a booth at "THE BLACK AND BLUE BALL" while completely wasted, and have this super HOT chick start to play with your ARM, Rolling up your sleave, and you close your eyes, then hear, this hum from a FUCKING Tattoo gun, and this chick is about to give you some tattoo, that you don't even know what it will look like...but do pay to bullwhip the chick hanging, from the giant cross, it's just good clean fun...
...Tattoos ON Chicks... Oh here goes, HATE THEM, but as long as it is small and on a discreate part of her body, O.K. But large tattoos on Private areas scream "SLUT", I won't even go, to what text tattoos, such as "Property OF", "2 Way Street" or "Sperm Bank with an arrow, pointing to an orifice" on the Ass of a chick, makes her...
Other Body Art, Like Piercings, on Men, Easy one NO, except for ONE earring in your ear(I'll, let you pick which one:cheeky: )
On Chicks, I am comflicted on this issue, as most piercings have a sexual nature and that is good, for example, tounge (Good for Oral Sex) and so forth, on the otherhand some Girls get addicted to them and get more and more until they start to resemble something from "HellRaisers" That is NOT Good...
To be continued...
