David on 1/5/2006 at 18:11

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nickie on 1/5/2006 at 19:08

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I'd be very interested to know kingofthenet why I find your post extraordinarily offensive but AR Master and Fett make me LMAO.

Why would that be do you think?

Who is Kathy Lee Gifford? Strike that - compared to a child-slaver? Nice.

kingofthenet on 1/5/2006 at 22:37

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First I wan't to clear a few things up, No I am not Flaming ANYONE,(making personal attacks) or Trolling( Saying things that are without a doubt going to offend) I am mearly "Keeping it Real", I know the truth sometimes hurts, but...The Friends I argue with most are also my best buds, maybe you all like to pat each other on the back, and trip over each other, to be the first to agree and join the circlejerk, but not me. For example, my two best buddies have, IMHO some pretty wacked out ideas, the first friend has like Five Kids, and doesn't have a pot to piss in,(or window to throw it out, for that matter) but Still he is a Ruch Limbaugh style Radical Neo-CON. He loves to talk shit about how their shouldn't be a minimum wage, and how Giant tax breaks for the milllionares is good for the economy, and while I point out, that if anyone should be a "Dem" it should be him, he justs scoffs at that.

My other friend is a "Fundementalist" Christian, and he takes a "literial" interaptation of the Bible, you know the world was literally created in 6 days, the world is only a few thousand year old, the miracles happened exactly like the bible says, Darwinism is crap, intellegent design is the truth,ect. When you point out shit like the Fossil record, to bolster Darwinism, he just says, well GOD can do anything and he PUT those "Fossils" in the rock to tempt us, like the tree in Eden, and to see if we lose faith...Well if I find out God did that, just to fuck with our heads, I am going to kick him squarely in the nuts when I see him.

Oh and yes, the Kathy Lee stuff was Pre-Slaver, the shine definately went off that apple since then...

Ok a couple more tips:

10.It is best to quote, Famous dead Rock and Roll legends, for some reason women have WAY to much respect for dudes like; John Lennon, or Jim Morrisian, Now for the fun part, the quotes don't even need to be by them, just sound like something they "Might" have said, like for example you could say to a chick, as "John Lennon used to say, can't we all just get along?" This tends to work on the smarter "DEEPER" girls the best, you know the ones who are ready to join some wacked out cult, just because of the "Cosmic Vibe" the leader has...For even more fun (and extra points) the quotes don't even need to make sense, like a great one would be as " Jim Morrison used to say, The Rainbow is the way to truth,and the truth is the Light" and if you are a master of Jive like me you can even try, as "Jim Morrison used to say,"There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force."

11. If you call a chick on Monday to ask her out on Friday, and she tells you she is not sure she is going to be available, but will let you know by Thursday Nite, she is SHOPPING FOR A BETTER DEAL THAN YOU, And KEEPING YOU AS A SECOND STRING.

12.Always Meet new Escorts/Call Girls or new girlfriends if your mean, at a well lit bar busy bar , like Fridays, or Hollihans, that way if the agency sends you a real dog, or she NOW looks like the mother of the chick in the AD,or gets greedy, you can tell her you need to use the bathroom and Split from that joint.

jay pettitt on 1/5/2006 at 23:31

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Please make it stop :(

Fringe on 1/5/2006 at 23:41

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hell with woodsiegirl

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