Shayde on 2/5/2006 at 13:58
+10 points for having the skin of a rhinoceros.
Scots Taffer on 2/5/2006 at 14:10
When thinking of advice for dating, I often reflect upon Goblin's sage words regarding personal hygiene and oral sex. Just thought that was worth a mention.
Convict on 2/5/2006 at 14:18
Quote Posted by TTK12G3
Yeah, KotN's presence is probably a form of divine punishment placed upon TTLG for rejecting such a sweet, innocent (though just a tat annoying) girl. Now we have to deal with this shit.:mad:
Very early in the morning, the TTLG Elite Kru, the sycophants, the spelling pedants and the whole self-righteous club reached a decision. They took KotN and handed him over to GBM.
"Are you the King of the Net?" asked GBM.
"Yes, it is as you say," KotN replied.
The TTLG Elite Kru accused him of many things including trolling. So again GBM told him to "Just shut up, it's painful to read your gibberish. I've learned to ignore certain unfathomable depths of ignorance. It's just easier that way."
But KotN made no effort to stop and GBM was amazed.
Now it was the custom at TTLG to allow banned members admittance again under a new nickname. A alt-nicknamer called woodsiegirl was banned for committing major annoyance in Commchat. The TTLG crowd came up and asked GBM to do for them what he usually did.
"Do you want me to unban the King of the Net?" asked GBM, knowing it was out of envy at his sexual and cooking prowess that the TTLG Elite Kru had asked for him to be banned. But the TTLG Elite Kru stirred up the TTLG crowd to have GBM release woodsiegirl instead.
"What shall I do, then, with the one you call the King of the Net?" GBM asked them.
"Ban him!" they shouted using size 7, bold, underlined, italic font.
"Why? What crime has he commited?" asked GBM.
But they shouted all the louder, "Ban him!"
Wanting to satisfy the TTLG crowd, GBM released woodsiegirl to them. He had KotN flogged (to his immense enjoyment), and handed him over to David to be IP banned.
;)
Schattentänzer on 2/5/2006 at 14:35
Quoted for truth.
Vernon on 2/5/2006 at 14:36
Quote Posted by Convict
it was out of envy at his sexual and cooking prowess that the TTLG Elite Kru had asked for him to be banned
what.
fett on 2/5/2006 at 14:56
Quote:
Originally posted by StDGod knows we tolerate far bigger dinks here than kotn.
Oh you have no idea.
BEAR on 2/5/2006 at 15:24
God Im always missing out on the bandwagon :(
TTK12G3 on 2/5/2006 at 20:13
:rolleyes:
Quote Posted by Convict
AND I WRITE THE SCRIPTURES
I don't know if that was a barb aimed at me, but that was pretty fun to read.
For the record, I was not being serious with my post, except the last part. That, the fact that we do indeed have to deal with this shit, I uphold to this day.
Rug Burn Junky on 2/5/2006 at 20:15
When "keeping it real" goes wrong.
Convict on 2/5/2006 at 21:24
Quote Posted by TTK12G3
:rolleyes:
I don't know if that was a barb aimed at me, but that was pretty fun to read.
For the record, I was not being serious with my post, except the last part. That, the fact that we do indeed have to deal with this shit, I uphold to this day.
Nah, your post was my inspiration is all. ;)
