kingofthenet on 1/5/2006 at 12:46

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These are some of my Tips for Successful Dating, please feel free to add you you own contributions.

1. Never, Never,(I can't stress this enough) Call/Email/Write a current/former Girlfriend when you are Drunk/Wasted. They will remember every single idiotic thing you said, and you won't even be able to defend yourself because you will have forgotten all the stupid shit you said

2. Always go "Dutch" on a first date, and wait at "least" two weeks to meet them, both these tips are designed to keep away the Moocher/Free Meal chicks, you would be suprised how many chicks are Constantly dating new guys every week, just to get a dinner out.

3. Treat a Whore like a Princess, and a Princess like a Whore (works every time)

4.Crazy in the Head, Crazy in bed (Absolutely true) Just be careful, and dump the chick out of your house before you go to sleep, or learn to sleep with one eye open.

5. Always compare them to women that WOMEN FIND ATTRACTIVE! This is to say Men and Women have different ideas of what pretty is. Example: A few years back, I knew women of a certian age, LOVED Kathy Lee Gifford, any Blond I would meet, I would say; Wow, you have a striking resemblance to Kathy Lee, and I would have them eating out of my palm(I am surprised I wasn't Sued by Kathy Lee for Defamation of Character)

6.Shy girls in public are usually MONSTERS in bed. I had this friend in high school, and he had this Super Shy Girlfriend with Glasses, I mean she was so low key it was easy to forget she was even there. So one day we were in the Locker Room changing for Gym, and this guy takes his shirt off, and he got all these "Hickey" brusies all over his chest and back, I mean he looked like he had AIDS or something, I asked him, what the Fuck happened to him, and he tells me his girlfriend "ATTACKED" him, after that I NEVER looked at her the same way.

7. Remember, If she sucks or fucks YOU on a first date, She does that for EVERY guy she dated.

8. If She has a young kid, and asks you if you like kids, SHES SHOPPING FOR A DADDY!!!

9. If you ask her what she does for a living(assuming she is over 25) and she says "HOMEMAKER" or "STUDENT" you are NEVER GOING TO GET THAT BITCH TO WORK!!!

To Be Continued...:p :p

littlek on 1/5/2006 at 12:54

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I can see why you are still searching for a date. :rolleyes:

Malygris on 1/5/2006 at 13:05

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I don't know, I kind of like where this is headed.

Briareos H on 1/5/2006 at 13:07

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"BIATCH"

When will he stop ? :confused: :confused: STAY TUNED

Spitter on 1/5/2006 at 13:17

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I hear chicks dig royalty