Exodus_dk on 8/7/2002 at 10:21
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Originally posted by VetMichael okay, at the risk of stating the obvious, but:
in regards to the Dremora Anhaedra remarking that he will "rape your corpse" or whatever, may I ask....
What the hell do you think an evil denizen of the lower planes would say?
"Good Sirrah! I shall battle you honorably and , once I have defeated you, I shall see that your body is shipped (first class, mind you) to your next of kin for an honorable and decent burial as befits so great and worthy an adversary!"
instead, think along the lines of R. Lee Ermy in Full Metal Jacket:
"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f*ck you!"
I dare any of you to say to a p!ssed off Marine Drill Instructor that you think he is gay...
I will, of course, attend your funeral, as befits so honorable, if eyeless, warrior as yourself....:thumb: ;) ;) :thumb: :sly: Some people are ALL talk! If I got p!ssed with somebody I'd just kick them in the face - them yell insults at them while they were searching the ground for their teeth holding on to their broken nose with the other hand!
Let the misguided come to me and I shall be their guide! Down to the ground...
As for the dremora - I just thought that it was a shame that you couldn't engage in a longer duel on insults! Something along the lines: You mother was an Ogrim - and your father a scamp!!! (please use your imagination... eventually invert the picture and be even more shocked :ebil:)
VetMichael on 9/7/2002 at 20:25
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You mother was an Ogrim - and your father a scamp!!! (please use your imagination... eventually invert the picture and be even more shocked )
Hehe...or even "your mother was a Hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" --Genuflecting before the altar of Monty Python--:angel:
Exodus_dk on 10/7/2002 at 07:01
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Originally posted by VetMichael
Hehe...or even "your mother was a Hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" <Genuflecting before the altar of Monty Python>:angel: Yeah - it's a classic allright! A shame the Genuflecting part doesn't show... :)
But that would be an easter egg... Could be funny if you had several taunts to choose from - and if you took the right path you could throw that one in his face just before he attacked :D
