Starker on 9/11/2018 at 05:09
Well... isn't that how honour works for the ninja?
Sulphur on 9/11/2018 at 05:41
No, you're thinking of samurai.
Mr.Duck on 9/11/2018 at 06:03
I can fap to this.
demagogue on 9/11/2018 at 06:25
What?? Untitled Goose Game was a disappointment? :*(
I mean, it's a stupid name, I'll grant that, but I love geese!
Sulphur on 9/11/2018 at 07:12
It's like this: when I was about six years old, my family took me to visit the brother of a friend of my second cousin once removed, and he lived on sprawling farmgrounds with livestock and fowl all over the place. I rambled with the goats, sprung about with the rabbits, tussled with the local cats, and never went near the cattle shed because it stank like satan's own sphincter. Good times. My brother was around fucking about with a friend and throwing rocks at things, and at the exact moment our paths crossed I was approaching a pair of beautiful geese because I had a sudden urge to pet them. My brother being the fuckstain that he was, managed to clip one on the head with a large stone at the exact moment they both made eye contact with me. There was a squawk, a sudden eruption of ruffled feathers, and...
...I spent the next five minutes being chased around those beautiful, sprawling farmgrounds on a rainy afternoon by two beautiful, irate honking flapbirds that were way faster than anything that normally waddles had any right to be, while my brother and his friend rolled around in the grass and laughed. I finally lost them by running into the cattle shed and spending a tense couple of minutes under an only slightly perturbed cow, then slinking back into the main residence and sucking my thumb in front of the TV set for the rest of the day. It's a memory that haunts me to this day.
So yes. The only good goose is one that's cooked.
In summary: FUCK YOU HONKY :mad::mad:
henke on 9/11/2018 at 08:51
Goose phobia due to childhood trauma. It all makes sense now. :|
bob_doe_nz on 9/11/2018 at 09:34
Quote Posted by Sulphur
So yes. The only good goose is one that's cooked. :
As a curry? :p
Mr.Duck on 9/11/2018 at 12:09
God, I miss our Monaco days. <3
voodoo47 on 9/11/2018 at 18:38
opened this for Diablo Immortal, left disappointed.