Scots Taffer on 7/3/2006 at 23:34
Oh
shit, that thread still cracks me up until this day.
liquidfear on 8/3/2006 at 02:58
... Bookmarked. :erm: ;)
Mr.Duck on 8/3/2006 at 04:29
Well, Sitch does have the one (or various...) amusing story involving shit...:angel:
Gingerbread Man on 8/3/2006 at 06:09
oh dear god the shit list
I thought it has lost all power over me, but I got about halfway down the first page before I was hurting from laughter.
Scots Taffer on 8/3/2006 at 06:15
I had to stop. People were LOOKING at me in the office.
My sides ached for about five minutes after. It amazes me that no matter how sophisticated our senses of humour can become, a well put shit, dick or fart joke will have a bunch of grown, educated men wetting themselves.
Stitch on 8/3/2006 at 18:00
Despite the fact that we like to think of ourselves as a civilized society, poop stories cross all social lines and slay everyone equally. Pooping is a universal experience and the only difference those between who have a good poop story and those who don't is a closed rest stop or one burrito too many. Whether you're chatting up a table of rugby players or entertaining a gaggle of grandmas at the retirement home, a well placed poop story will utterly destroy all standards of decency and leave everyone struggling for breath, preferably from excessive laughter.
But such power should be yielded with caution. Any poop story worth telling leaves a trail of destruction in its wake--topics are rendered moot, taboos are shattered, and reputations are irreversibly altered. As such, the poop story is the nuclear bomb in your storytelling arsenal--explosively effective but only to be used when situations have escalated to the point of necessity.
It is for this very reason that I'm afraid I cannot in good conscience give this site my full support. It cheapens the sanctity of the poop story by making them instantly and easily available--in multiples, no less--and there is little discernable respect displayed towards their sheer raw power. I shudder to think of all who have naively danced with the dangerous vixen that is poop story overdose.
I, myself, was barely able to tear myself away even as I knew the risk.
Rug Burn Junky on 8/3/2006 at 18:03
I am appalled and disgusted that anyone would talk about such revolting topics.
