Queue on 22/6/2010 at 16:58
Summertime is here, and with this rite of passage I post the age old question: What do you put on your watermelon?
I can't eat the stuff without salt--it's brings out the natural sweetness and flavor (and is a must for seedless melons which are utterly flavorless). All you pricks that put sugar on it either a) have killed off almost all taste buds, or b) are candidates for a Wilford Brimley commercial.
Trance on 22/6/2010 at 17:10
People put stuff on watermelon? That just ain't right.
Brian T on 22/6/2010 at 17:11
I never discusss watermelon.
Queue on 22/6/2010 at 17:13
Quote Posted by Trance
People put stuff on watermelon? That just ain't right.
You go bareback?? Are you insane?!
june gloom on 22/6/2010 at 17:52
Eat your watermelon plain like NORMAL PEOPLE.
Sulphur on 22/6/2010 at 17:54
^^ Zat is core-rect.
Also, I tried following Wrestle's tips on shagging one. Lesson to be noted: don't keep it back in the fridge once you're done. Especially if you live with other people.
SlyFoxx on 22/6/2010 at 18:01
When I was five I ate so much watermelon I puked. Haven't been able to touch the stuff since but I have observed that a dash of salt is preferred by many.
ZylonBane on 22/6/2010 at 18:08
A rémoulade of balsamic vinegar and Miracle Whip.
dj_ivocha on 22/6/2010 at 18:08
Sometimes I'll eat it with (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirene) sirene (same with other type of melons, like Cantaloupe) as a very light breakfast, but as a desert or just during the day, this:
Quote Posted by Trance
People put stuff on watermelon? That just ain't right.
Gingerbread Man on 22/6/2010 at 18:29
(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc) There is only one way to eat a watermelon
Don't cut the insides out of no watermelon and mix it around with other stuff.
(salt discussion at around 3:00)
And then you know, I was mad with niggas for putting salt on a watermelon 'til two old 'Bamas, I was talking to two cold-blooded country 'Bamas, and uh, I said "Why y'all put salt on a watermelon?" ...
They said "Lemme tell you about salt, Peter. See, you Washington niggas puts too MUCH salt on, I watched you, you be all..." They said, "You just put a *twang* of salt on a sweet melon and it brings out like accent!"
