THIS IS NERDCORE: Kabuto the Python

KABUTO THE PYTHON on 7/9/2011 at 05:51

THE ONLY SIGN UP SHEET

IS IN YOUR HEART

dexterward on 7/9/2011 at 11:44

jesus fuck

w..w..what is nerdcore? hipster "hiphop"?

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlF9350vGtg) ohhh...I know - thanks Bushwick!

*crawls back under the rock*

no...wait...

[quote=]"WHEREAS I WOULD CONSIDER MOST NERDCORE PHONY BECAUSE A LOT OF IT IS THESE WHITE SUBURBANITE KIDS WHO DON'T LISTEN TO OR UNDERSTAND HIP HOP WHO JUST SORT OF BARGE IN AND TRY TO DO IT WITH LITTLE ATTENTION PAID TO THE CULTURE OR TECHNIQUES OF THE GENRE. IT'S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, AND TO ME THAT'S A LOT MORE FAKE THAN KANYE WEST EXAGGERATING HOW MANY LUXURY CARS HE OWNS"

Ok ~~Kool Keith~~ Kabuto, thank you, just what I thought.

Also: Hi!... so you`ve been Yahooing yourself and this little freakden known as TTLG came up, right? Hehehe....don`t go away, now.

Nice flow, but hate the picture.

Gingerbread Man on 7/9/2011 at 15:17

Fuck I love Kabuto.

henke on 7/9/2011 at 16:27

Where's that download link Kabuto? I was hoping to get to download this masterpiece tonight.

Quote Posted by dexterward

so you`ve been Yahooing yourself and this little freakden known as TTLG came up, right?

Who Yahoo's anything anymore? But if you type "kabuto the python" into Google this thread is on PAGE ONE! This thread, written by me. That practically makes me a music journalist, in the field of nerdcore. :cool: Just saying. :cool:

dexterward on 7/9/2011 at 18:15

Irony intended, good sir - Google hater here. But, if you type it into (http://ixquick.com/) ixquick it`s first page too.

Either way congrats, top find, made my morning ;)

Gingerbread Man on 7/9/2011 at 18:42

Here's a thought I had today. It was painful, so I know it was a good one.

Nerdcore isn't about writing songs about the X-Files or Star Wars or whatever. It CAN be, sure, but that's really a bit more of a novelty act thing than anything else. Nerdcore, like any other form of hip-hop, uses the vernacular, references, shared experience, and whatnot of the culture it comes from. "Don't matter how many 2-liters they drink" for instance. There's more to the thought but my arm is broken and I don't want to typ any more

KABUTO THE PYTHON on 7/9/2011 at 18:42

Quote Posted by henke

Where's that download link Kabuto? I was hoping to get to download this masterpiece tonight.

Who Yahoo's anything anymore? But if you type "kabuto the python" into Google this thread is on PAGE ONE! This thread, written by me. That practically makes me a music journalist, in the field of nerdcore. :cool: Just saying. :cool:

I GIVE YOU THE KABUTEY AWARD FOR MUSIC JOURNALISM EXCELLENCE

ALSO THIS ALBUM: (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/KabutoThePython-TheKvetchSessions.rar)

Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man

THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT A BAD POINT

henke on 8/9/2011 at 08:46

Kvetch Sessions review

PROS: "Easy Mode Remix" Holyshit this track is good. :D You should try to get it played on the radio or something. Kasparov sure knows his thing, and that Random fellow is really good too.

CONS: You forgot to put tracknumbers in the ID3 tags, so iTunes put the whole thing in alphabetical order. I had to sort that shit out MYSELF. :(

VERDICT: It's ok but you sure are negative on this album. From the sounds of it it sounds like you're determined to never make another album again. I hope that's not the case.

BOTTOMLINE: Cheer up Kabuto.

SCORE: 7/10

catbarf on 9/9/2011 at 05:01

For the record: A kabuto is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuto) the helmet on a samurai's armor. Now you know.

Tocky on 10/9/2011 at 02:02

Quote Posted by dethtoll

well FUCK that's some lyrical GENIUS

WHERE DO I SIGN UP

My thoughts exactly.

And suck my big black dick kabuto. You will find it up your moms ass. Just flick the watermellon seeds off.

Am I fully racist yet? Really, you would think somebody could speak honestly without the race card flying so what the hell, I don't like being accused of being "kinda" anything. CALL ME A RACIST YOU PUSSY!