Thirty-one of the worst pick-up lines, just in time for Valentines(courtesy of BR) - by Cookie Dough
Jakeyboy on 21/2/2006 at 11:38
Very classic to say the least.
PigLick on 21/2/2006 at 15:35
actually, theres nothing not to like about pregnant women really, their boobs get huge, and their pussies get tighter. Its win/win!(cept for the end result)
oh yeh also 9 months without menstruation! extra win!
Jakeyboy on 21/2/2006 at 16:42
I don't like the fact that you're putting your penis small distances from the head of a baby.
trevor the sheep on 21/2/2006 at 16:49
HOW DID YOU-
Oh I see.
Dia on 21/2/2006 at 17:05
Quote Posted by Jakeyboy
I don't like the fact that you're putting your penis small distances from the head of a baby.
Of course, the distance would be relative to size. :laff:
PIGLICK YOU ARE SOOOO DISGUSTING SOMETIMES.
PigLick on 21/2/2006 at 17:43
lurk more
Scots Taffer on 21/2/2006 at 23:18
Quote Posted by PigLick
actually, theres nothing not to like about pregnant women really, their boobs get huge, and their pussies get tighter. Its win/win!(cept for the end result)
oh yeh also 9 months without menstruation! extra win!
hells yeah :cool:
AR Master on 22/2/2006 at 00:03
"Are you looking for shells?"
"NO AY'M JUSHT LOOKING!"
littlek on 22/2/2006 at 01:15
I was doing some post graduate work at a university so a group of us went out one evening after class for some beer. This really drunk guy walks up to this fellow male student I happened to be standing next to and says; "Can I shake your hand?" So they shake hands and this drunk says "I just wanted to touch the hands that touched those boobs." and he points to mine. Then he just stood there and stared at my bazooms mumbling 'hot' and other such nonsensical babble. Kinda embarrassing so it did not work. Class the next day was entertaining though.
