Thirty-one of the worst pick-up lines, just in time for Valentines(courtesy of BR) - by Cookie Dough
PigLick on 15/2/2006 at 08:45
I didnt think that I had any standards
Shug on 16/2/2006 at 16:04
I'm very sure you don't have any standards
Hesche on 20/2/2006 at 07:25
"Hey baby, if you knew how easily you could have me..."
liquidfear on 20/2/2006 at 10:05
Quote:
I am a magnet for pathetic lines, a couple years ago at a club this guy comes up to me and says "hey, my friend in the corner there thinks you're hot, will you dance with him?" WTF? It was like a mad flashback to a primary school dance.
Reminds me of some "wickedly good" advice for pick up lines that came from a co-worker. Approach the girl in question and ask: "My friends over there-" *cue friend that waves* "wants to know if you think I'm hot?"
I now laugh insanely whenever he offers dating advice.
Fragony on 20/2/2006 at 11:38
'do you agree this smells like chloroform?'
Dia on 20/2/2006 at 13:46
Quote Posted by aguywhoplaysthief
Perhaps he wouldn't be if you didn't
threaten violence at any second.That wasn't the problem. The issue was with his insecurities which are located in his groin. He also didn't like pregnant women and since he's the father of my two precious cherubs - well - obviously it didn't work out.
I don't threaten; I promise
(*she said in a sultry voice*). And only if deserved or desired. :p ;)
Jakeyboy on 20/2/2006 at 16:13
Fuck Valentines day.
Went to the Anti-Valentines day the other day, after one girl, but she was trying to set me up with her friend, so I waited till her friend left, and ended up at her house. Only problem is I left some hickeys and I have beat up class with them both tonight. Did I mention the one who fancies me found out?
From now on I'm a coco-shunter
Cookie Dough on 21/2/2006 at 02:42
What's weird, is when someone says "my friend thinks you're hot", and their friend is standing right beside them. Um...okay, so you couldn't have just said it yourself?
Also..."Do you want some extra-curicular activity?". Quote, un-quote. :laff:
:tsktsk:
DarkViper on 21/2/2006 at 03:31
Quote Posted by Jakeyboy
after one girl, but she was trying to set me up with her friend, so I waited till her friend left, and ended up at her house. Only problem is I left some hickeys and I have beat up class with them both tonight. Did I mention the one who fancies me found out?
Wow! High school all over again!
