Thirty-one of the worst pick-up lines, just in time for Valentines(courtesy of BR)

descenterace on 14/2/2006 at 19:38

OK, so there are some vaguely normal ones mixed in there...

thefonz on 14/2/2006 at 22:07

Valentines Day is hereby renamed to:

"Interminable Depression Day"

and I am its king.

thank you.

TheGreatGodPan on 14/2/2006 at 22:18

I may not be the best looking person at this bar, but I'm the only one looking at YOU...

I stole that from that show the bald Wayans brother is in.

Carbon_Warrior on 14/2/2006 at 22:58

This one's for you people who hang out at a club or a party till closing time:
"Hi. You know, you're the only girl here I haven't hit on yet."

When I tried this one (at around 5am and after rather excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages), it curiously worked better than any of my other pickup lines.

10 minutes talk time instead of 90 seconds, yay!

RyushiBlade on 14/2/2006 at 22:59

Quote Posted by DarkViper

Because it doesn't seem to work?

*girl see's opportunity for free drink
*girl figures she just has to sit and occasionally nod while he talks about himself
*girl says she has to go 'cause it's getting late

I think a girl who is "hot and she knows it" gets "you're beautiful" lines all the time and is unphased by it. The ones that believe they don't look good just think that the "you're beautiful" line is a trick to get in teh panties. I'm willing to bet 1 in 200 females (provided they are not uber hot or uber ugly) will give the guy a chance.

[/end rant]

DarkViper, I completely agree with you. I'm also growing a deep hatred for all women (not that I'm turning gay, but you know what I mean). A woman says she wants a 'nice, caring guy, who actually cares about how she feels.' What she means is, "I WANT a tall, dark, and handsome man, somewhere around 6 feet in height, and even though I know he'll screw me over, atleast he looks good while doing it!"

Seriously. Can women not tell when a guy just wants to get in there pants?

And if you're six feet tall or over, screw you. I'm 5' 7" and it has nothing to do with me not eating vegetables.

Dia on 14/2/2006 at 23:35

Quote Posted by RyushiBlade

... And if you're six feet tall or over, screw you. I'm 5' 7" and it has nothing to do with me not eating vegetables.

Dynamite comes in smaller packages. My first husband was (still is, by God) 5'6". Had to divorce him because he was quite the Lothario (still is, by God!).

aguywhoplaysthief on 15/2/2006 at 01:28

Quote Posted by Dia

Dynamite comes in smaller packages. My first husband was (still is, by God) 5'6". Had to divorce him because he was quite the Lothario (still is, by God!).

Perhaps he wouldn't be if you didn't threaten violence at any second.

PigLick on 15/2/2006 at 02:16

You might be suprised at how many women are quite un-fussy when it comes to men, as long as you are clean, and dont talk about computer games at every opportunity. Hell you dont even have to be that clean, sometimes.

also Romance is dead.

Jennie&Tim on 15/2/2006 at 03:52

Quote Posted by PigLick

also Romance is dead.

Have you checked out the Harlequin section at the used book stores? They're huge.

Scots Taffer on 15/2/2006 at 04:09

I didn't realise the lusty tales of the sexually unfulfilled Ranch Owner's wife and the strapping Stable Boy was "Romance".

p.s. It's PigLick for Christ's sake.