Thirty-one of the worst pick-up lines, just in time for Valentines(courtesy of BR) - by Cookie Dough
Dia on 13/2/2006 at 17:26
Quote Posted by Pitch
Gimme all your money and your underwear! [
shyly]Oh, and your phone number... please...
I've never heard that one before (really!). The second part sounded actually sweet. Awwww, Pitch! ;)
Renzatic on 13/2/2006 at 19:18
Quote Posted by Dia
I've often used the line 'Go away or I'll hurt you' in response to some guy using a well-worn line on me. Seems to translate as some sort of encouragement, oddly enough. Especially when I tell them I mean it. Go figure. :weird:
You have to expect situations like that when you visit the S&M bars, Dia.
Naartjie on 13/2/2006 at 19:46
Quote:
Originally posted by DarkViperI'm willing to bet 1 in 200 females (provided they are not uber hot or uber ugly) will give the guy a chance.
By referring to women as "females" I'd say your chances are pretty fucked already.
Dia on 13/2/2006 at 19:47
OMG - Renzatic - was that you at the Crobar last Weds. nite? :o
Renzatic on 13/2/2006 at 20:04
I'm still waiting for that hurting, baby. :thumb:
Lhet on 13/2/2006 at 22:43
One from IRC..
"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Sluggs on 13/2/2006 at 23:22
From Monty Python...
"If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Oops, that's not a bad pickup line! Ack!
BEAR on 14/2/2006 at 00:24
Quote Posted by Lhet
One from IRC..
"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
:laff: :thumb:
killed on 14/2/2006 at 00:37
"You're pretty...just like my mom."
and one I made up:
"Look, you've made worse decisions before..."
Jenesis on 14/2/2006 at 17:50
Quote Posted by descenterace
From the other end of the scale, we have the geeky pickup lines
Why is 'Can I have a large coffee with sugar and your phone number, please?' supposed to be geeky?
