Thirty-one of the worst pick-up lines, just in time for Valentines(courtesy of BR)

DarkViper on 13/2/2006 at 06:18

Quote Posted by Shayde

I don't know why guys don't just go up to a girl and say "Hi, I think you are really beautiful, I'd like to buy you a drink and talk to you". It would work on me.

Because it doesn't seem to work?

*girl see's opportunity for free drink
*girl figures she just has to sit and occasionally nod while he talks about himself
*girl says she has to go 'cause it's getting late

I think a girl who is "hot and she knows it" gets "you're beautiful" lines all the time and is unphased by it. The ones that believe they don't look good just think that the "you're beautiful" line is a trick to get in teh panties. I'm willing to bet 1 in 200 females (provided they are not uber hot or uber ugly) will give the guy a chance.

[/end rant]

Your lips look like chapstick and boy are my lips chapped!:erg:

Shayde on 13/2/2006 at 06:23

DarkViper you have serious issues.

Phydeaux on 13/2/2006 at 06:30

Quote Posted by Shayde

I don't know why guys don't just go up to a girl and say "Hi, I think you are really beautiful, I'd like to buy you a drink and talk to you". It would work on me.

Haven't you seen "Tootsie"?

Scots Taffer on 13/2/2006 at 06:39

I honestly can't say what's better, internet dating advice or online psychiatric evaluations.

PigLick on 13/2/2006 at 07:19

I want an internet date with scots.

also isnt your baby due soon? hahaha welcome to the house of fun

jbairdjr on 13/2/2006 at 08:21

Is that a keg of beer in your pants? 'Cause I'd really like to tap that ass!

:ebil:

Shug on 13/2/2006 at 13:15

Quote Posted by PigLick

I want an internet date with scots.

couple of dates with scots irl

ENVY ME

d0om on 13/2/2006 at 14:44

"If I were to ask you to sleep with me, would your answear be the same as to this question?"

Its garenteed to work or your money back!

Dia on 13/2/2006 at 15:02

I've often used the line 'Go away or I'll hurt you' in response to some guy using a well-worn line on me. Seems to translate as some sort of encouragement, oddly enough. Especially when I tell them I mean it. Go figure. :weird:

Pitch on 13/2/2006 at 15:51

Gimme all your money and your underwear! [shyly]Oh, and your phone number... please...