Thirty-one of the worst pick-up lines, just in time for Valentines(courtesy of BR)

fett on 12/2/2006 at 16:58

I was in a bar a few weeks ago with a friend whose husband died of a brain tumor back in November. This guy is trying to pick her up and asks if she's married, to which she of course replies (not wanting to be picked up), "No, I'm a widow." To which he replies, "Wow...I bet you've had some lonely nights."
No joke. :eek:

SubJeff on 12/2/2006 at 17:20

And what did you do then?

dhaelis on 13/2/2006 at 01:27

Courtesy of the great Bruce Campbell:

Hey baby, how about you and me go play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

And Johnny Bravo had a good one tonight...

Baby, you're HOT: why don't you smother me all over you so you don't catch fire? Then, a pink elephant fell one him, and I mean, does that ever get old?!

littlek on 13/2/2006 at 01:55

These were the most memorable ones told to me...

1. "I believe you are sitting in my chair." It worked too and I always thought it was a great pick up line until years later I heard it in a country western song.

2. Another guy said I looked just like Marie Osmond.....:erm: Well he was the only one who got a dance out of me that night so I guess it worked.

3. I was with a group of girlfriends at a bar and I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned to stare at a nice looking man who asked me to dance but I was so surprised that I blubbered no. He looked so hurt and it bothered me so I hunted him down and asked him to dance. So that works too.

fett on 13/2/2006 at 02:47

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And what did you do then?

"Break's over...gotta go play again..."

I think later that night I told the guy she was a lesbian. Which of course made him try even harder.

DarkViper on 13/2/2006 at 02:52

Quote Posted by littlek

...I was so surprised that I blubbered no. He looked so hurt and it bothered me so I hunted him down and asked him to dance. So that works too.

:eek: I didn't think people were that nice these days!

*taps littlek on shoulder* Oh... my apologies... could have sworn you were Marie Osmond. Wait, you aren't... right? :ebil:

Shayde on 13/2/2006 at 05:15

I am a magnet for pathetic lines, a couple years ago at a club this guy comes up to me and says "hey, my friend in the corner there thinks you're hot, will you dance with him?" WTF? It was like a mad flashback to a primary school dance.

And there was also the classic : "Hoezit poppie" which roughly translates to hello dolly.

I don't know why guys don't just go up to a girl and say "Hi, I think you are really beautiful, I'd like to buy you a drink and talk to you". It would work on me.

Sluggs on 13/2/2006 at 05:22

Hi, I think you are really beautiful, I'd like to buy you a drink and talk to you. :cheeky:

I got there first so the rest of you can taff off!

tungsten on 13/2/2006 at 05:26

Quote Posted by Lettishead

"Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants"

Are you a man or a woman? Is this about the future (I can see that I'll be..)
Or is it about some anatomical features that reflect your presence/looks?

Scots Taffer on 13/2/2006 at 05:33

Quote Posted by Para?noid

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