Thirty-one of the worst pick-up lines, just in time for Valentines(courtesy of BR) - by Cookie Dough
Cookie Dough on 12/2/2006 at 07:53
(WARNING: Do not proceed unless you have a sense of humor!)
Baskin(31)Robbins, in honor of Valentines Day, has chosen thirty-one of their all-time favorite pick-up lines.
After reading these, you too(as I was) will be reminded of why there are so many lonely people on Valentines Day.
(
http://baskinrobbins.eprize.net/perfectmatch/index.tbapp?page=voting_form&session_id=2ldd36dcowcu99ix) "How was heaven when you left?"
And, of course, while on the subject, what is the..ahem, "best" pick-up line you have ever received? Or better yet...
What's your best line?
(Also for a limited time, drop by your area Baskin-Robbins location dressed as Cupid, and receive a Free Scoop! Wow it's so worth it!):thumb:
RyushiBlade on 12/2/2006 at 08:33
From a little skit in G4's Race to G-phoria (sp?):
Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes.) How would you like a manfriend?
Are you a meat burglar? (What?) 'Cause it looks like someone shoved two fine looking hams down the back of your pants.
They're my two favorite ones. They work, too, in a twisted kind of way. Women with a sense of humor will laugh. Oh, well. Make those number 32 and 33.
Lettishead on 12/2/2006 at 09:51
"Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants"
My personal favorite
Goblin on 12/2/2006 at 10:05
"May I buy you a drink, tubby?"
Para?noid on 12/2/2006 at 10:30
WARNING DO NOT PROCEED
Shug on 12/2/2006 at 14:20
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name :cool:
also lollin gobbie
Sluggs on 12/2/2006 at 14:58
Do you come here often? :p
piln on 12/2/2006 at 15:32
Courtesy of Sid The Sexist:
"Do ya like flowers, pet?
Well put yer tulips round me cock."
I thank you.
DarkViper on 12/2/2006 at 15:44
The only thing your alt.nick hasn't told me is if you want to meet at a very public coffee shop on 5th & Broadway this Saturday at 8....
:erm:
