Thinking of you, you sexy woman... - by Mr.Duck
littlek on 18/4/2006 at 17:07
Quote Posted by Vasquez
FFS, women are just like men, except they have vaginas instead of penises.
Oh dear....you have a lot to learn. :p
Dia on 18/4/2006 at 18:01
Quote Posted by Pitch
That's pretty obvious: fucking is like gardening (roses, rake -
I don't even want to know what gardening methods you use. And please don't ask me to watch. :weird: ;)
piln on 18/4/2006 at 19:10
Quote Posted by Vasquez
FFS, women are just like men, except they have vaginas instead of penises.
Quote Posted by littlek
Oh dear....you have a lot to learn. :p
Yeah, you forgot:
* Menstrual cycle instead of football
* Highly-developed sense of smell instead of proper punching technique
* The uncanny ability to consider others' feelings without extraordinary effort instead of good taste in films
*
And More!!!Wwwwait a minute... VASQUEZ IS A CHICK what the fuck's going on itt :confused:
MrDuck will know what to do.
Tocky on 18/4/2006 at 20:31
FS somebody quote Aliens and get it over with.
Quote Posted by Vasquez
FFS, women are just like men, except they have vaginas instead of penises.
Yes but magical vaginas of enchantment filled with 10 essential vitamins. Or was she just lying to get me to do something dirty?
Sombras on 18/4/2006 at 21:43
Only at TTLG does this guy:
Inline Image:
http://www.ttlg.com/photoalbum/images/137.jpgpost that poem, and score a homerun wit da laydees. :D
I love this place. Rock on, Patito. If I were a chick I'd be rubbing up on you hardcore. :thumb:
Mr.Duck on 19/4/2006 at 00:56
You know it, carnal.* But, ffs...that pic's old school...I rather like my long hairdo/beardless look now :D. Here, have another pic.
Inline Image:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y32/Wuigi/Jola.jpg Yes, I'm smiling, at the request of the ladies that took the pic. Now stfu.
Vas - vagina or penis, you're always the hot Fin to tequila with, cheers, y'sexy gal :).
And, for the guys that are cool around the TTLG Block, here's one for you:
Save me a beer
When the game starts
Or give me a hug
You fantastic fag
I don't care where you were
Or what you drank
I don't care what you smell
Or how you pee
You're my bro and my bud
Save me a cold one
So we can sit down
And have a talk.
Cheers :).
<3 to the beautiful señoritas
I'll rub -you- hardcore, mister! :D
BlackErtai on 19/4/2006 at 01:50
Quote:
Clearly, chicks dig dicks, period.
I should say I've got a number of friends who would argue that point with you. Apparently, the women folk have found ways of getting the dick addiction sated without the need of a man.
At least, the ones around here have.
Mr.Duck on 19/4/2006 at 01:54
Tell me more, asap. My room or urs!?
a/s/l/?
t:Dt
And because some women here truly inspire me...
Let me dance around the flames
Of your lust and desire
Let me sacciate the thirst
Of my lips and heart
Drown me in that watery grave
Of eyes so deep and sad
That I know my self
Reflected on them
Women of steel
Can you temper my lust?
Women of fire
Can you burn my love?
Don't let me stray away
From your guiding light
Should I one day be left alone
Then let me die tonite.
:)
Shug on 19/4/2006 at 06:24
Quote Posted by MrDuck
And, for the guys that are cool around the TTLG Block, here's one for you:
more like TTLG cockblock
