Thinking of you, you sexy woman... - by Mr.Duck
Tocky on 16/4/2006 at 22:27
Coming on to all the women and transvestites in Comm chat? Wow Ducky. I begin to think ducks waddle because of thier huge balls.
But yes, women are as close to magic as it comes so you can be forgiven your enthusiam. Some spells never wear off.
MsLedd on 16/4/2006 at 22:29
Quote Posted by JACKofTrades
:laff: Damn PD that's funny shit. Hope MsLedd doesn't see it.
because....? :weird:
Quote Posted by Shug
Clearly chicks dig hoods over helmets
Clearly, chicks dig dicks, period. :cheeky:
*MsLedd picks up MrD, kisses him, and sets his fluffy bum on her lap, snuggling him close to her chest*TTLG GRRLS <3 TEH DUCK!Mr.Duck on 16/4/2006 at 22:33
If stating the obvious and the undeniable truth (one or two, of many) of women is being enthusiastic and charming, then I'm guilty as charged :).
d0om - thank God for real life! :D*
Dia - poetry and roses, yes ma'am, but I also do whips and chains if tempted rightly so. The Duckman is flexible :ebil:
*Ironically, two women (one's from the state of Guadalajara, the other's from the US) are both after my bones, romantically speaking. And much as I consider'em good friends both, I ain't interested in -that- way...fs...yeah, yeah, God gives bread to toothless people...shut it. On the plus side: they're both quite cute, so, yay me! (I guess...¬¬).
JACKofTrades on 16/4/2006 at 23:31
Quote Posted by MsLedd
because....? :weird:
Quote Posted by Printer's Devil
Remember, this is the flabby, sweaty and unshaven Internet. Anyone claiming to be a woman is, at best, a very manly transvestite. I shudder to think who the worst cases are...
damn limit
MsLedd on 17/4/2006 at 00:44
Yes, dear... I know what you were referring to, I just don't get why you... awwwfuggit.
Nevermind. :cheeky:
Mr.Duck on 17/4/2006 at 00:54
:cool:
*sings
Girl, you'll be a woman... soon
I love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you girl and all they can say is
"He's not your kind"
They never get tired of putting me down
And I'll never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind.
Don't you know...
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a man
I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying girl it cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well I've finally found what I'm a looking for
But if they get their chance they'll end it for sure
Surely would
Baby I've done all I could
Now it's up to you...
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a man
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon but soon, you'll need a man
Low Moral Fiber on 17/4/2006 at 01:47
HURRRRRGH
Tatum on 17/4/2006 at 04:14
Quote Posted by Shadow Creepr
Tatum! WHERE have you been girl?! I've missed your posts.
That's very sweet Duckie. You always know how to charm the ladies. :)
AW thanks Shadow Creepr, its been quite the past few months and to tell it would take the charm out of our lovely Ducky's beautifully charming and sexy prose. Im getting such imagery im telling you. I've had pms and to those im sorry to not have kept you all up. It all good :thumb:
and its shrivelled raisins of the sour grapes to the rest of you who scoff at the most sexiest duck here. ppthtth!
edi: adding to the imagery of thighs and all Ladies get that breast check done. It'll save your life.
Briareos H on 17/4/2006 at 04:28
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Quote Posted by MrDuck
I'm just the bard playing a song
For all you ladies out there
But since I'm a good sport
I'll sing a tune or two
For all you trannies on the back
Don't be cruel with me
'Coz I'm just pink flesh
Don't be mean to me
'Coz I bleed fast
Hold me tight like I do
So I can feel your warmth tonite.
<3 Ladies.
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Mr.Duck on 17/4/2006 at 04:49
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Updated look, tyvmuch :D (actually this was from...lessee...2 months ago, but it's still valid, bwah!)).
Tatum - <3<3<3 you know what I have to say, little lady, keep it strong :)
