Mr.Duck on 15/4/2006 at 08:16

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Because I had an itch between my balls and felt like it, and I'll be damned if no taffer around here hasn't felt, once in a while like this. To express what should be, if not daily, then at least as often as humanely as possible (without it getting old nor stale, or worse, meaningless by repetition).

You are beautiful
Woman
You are sweet
Woman
You are sexy
Woman

Here at TTLG we have a few prime examples of womanhood that one cannot do anything else but stop and feel somewhat inspired for the particular fiber they touch of femaleness.

I could bring up names. Oh-ho, many names to choose from around here, and I'm sure all, or at least most, will agree with me on the names I should choose. But I dare not pick names, for I fear my mind, as faithful as it may be to remember the ravishing beauty the females behind each name posses, I fear I would be forgetting more than one name. And that would be a crime.

So, I extend this humble message (and a rose for each) to each special lady in here.

May you inspire us the lust and desire you very well know how to produce as the love you have for your man (or woman).

Women. Making me smile since 1981.

Cheers and a fond ass spank to you TTLG gals, wherever you may be.

Enchantermon on 15/4/2006 at 12:04

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Women are great, aren't they? The way they capture your heart and refuse to let it go, and the way they don't even realize that they've done so.

Wyclef on 15/4/2006 at 15:50

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Is that considered flirting?

fett on 15/4/2006 at 17:16

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Dood, you just came on to every chick in commchat. Rock on! :thumb:

Renault on 15/4/2006 at 19:06

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Wow, you sound just like (http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/smoove) my main man over here.

Enchantermon: Wheredoya come up with this shit, that sounds like it's out of a cheap Harlequin Romance.