BryanN on 13/4/2003 at 13:10

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Spoilers possibly.... sorry if this is a repeat post, but hey...

enjoy :)

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Deus Ex Quotes - "I guess you had to be there"

Chris:I had to get up early... once.

Albert:When I say 'sh*t' it doesn't always mean something's wrong.

Warren:I'm sorry I created this bad machine. (*cough*) (*cough*)

Warren:Poof! I am God.

Steve:You would think that playing D&D all night with a guy who smells like salami would make you hungry, but it doesn't.

Dave:There comes a level of nerdiness when you can discern the difference between mouse pad surfaces. I have not yet reached that level.

Anon:Hey. Is there something wrong? Would you like a bite?

Steve:Singing while you work seems like one of those dwarf things that never really caught on with us big people.

Steve:Screw precision mousing surfaces, we have precise mousers.

Michael:Why did you try to pick that guy up?
Dave:I thought he was a little boy.

Steve:The only problem with an online community is that there are people in it.

Warren:In #4, add half-naked workers to the asset list.

Harvey:Hey Monte, do you read much?
Monte:What? Books?

Rob:(daily report, 7/29/98) Hugh and I got the GM_Tshirt_shorts, GM_Tshirt_Pants, and GM_PoloPants into the Unreal engine. Made minor modifications to the Hit_Back animation cycle for GM and applied changes to all the variations. Updated Sarah_Mead. And I boned a naked chick in my office while Jeff watched.

Marsh:Hey, go shoot something in the head and see what it looks like.

Chris:Hey, look! He sh*ts shells!

Scott:How come I'm always the one on top?!

Steve:Women just don't seem to be as funny as men.
Harvey:Men have to be funny to score.
Steve:Well, I think you're pretty funny.
Monte:Uh-oh, you guys have me worried.
Steve:Why? You're not funny.

Chris:Dead guys don't float but they will, eventually.

Warren:If we get a bunch of rats and pigeons in the appropriate places, people will sh*t.

Harvey:The Statue of Liberty does not look like the Statue of Liberty without that giant f*cking green statue on top.

Monte:This missile is pissing me off.

Dan:I like nuts, just not in food.

Steve:If you put a rubber-ball-gag in a dog's mouth and screw it, you ARE that weird.

Jay:I endorse anything that is cheap...

Scott:What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Alzheimer's.

Marshall:I like to be a mage.

Monte:(talking to Clay about Harvey) If he's not hairy enough for you just rub some Rogaine on his back.

Steve:(in a funk) Fish is supposed to be brain food man. That's bullsh*t.
Harvey:Fish is, but I don't think queso is.

Dan:Women are very high poly count.

Dan:Cool! I smell like naked people.

Chris:If he gets really puffy, can we poke him?

Dan:From far enough away, everyone is cute.

Tim to Albert:You've found an interesting way to break the script compiler.

Chris:You are f*cking up my automated process.

Warren:Wait a minute -- this is a dialogue rather than a flame. Cool.

Monte:Movers suck.

Albert:I'm not afraid of your paper balls!

Harvey:(watching Marshall try to cut a very hard ice cream cake) Wow, Marsh, that took all of your geek muscle!

Warren to Dan:All I have to do is cock this once, and your ass is MINE.

Warren to Dan:I have to get upstairs real quick and get this hair off my pie.

Christian:I'm going to shoot this right in his butt.

Albert:Wash one little boobie, wash two little boobies...

Leesa:Everywhere I turned, it was Marshall in the rear!

Warren:Did you say something about the boss's banana?

Harvey:Executives who don't give out Christmas bonuses should sleep lightly.

Leesa:(trying to say 'turn out the lights' in GeekSpeak) Make the lights default!

Russ:Symmetry is overrated.

Steve:(raking furiously in his desktop Zen Garden) I'm raking but it's not working.
Harvey:It's either the Zen Garden or the Glock.
Monte:Sand is flying everywhere.

Monte:I could have just thrown my mobility-assistance monkey into that drunk guy's car and screamed, ASSMONKEY KILL!

Harvey:Man, this shirt is hot.
Monte:Well, just take it off.
Harvey:What? And have you spring on me from behind with a bottle of Rogaine?

Warren to Dan:When we ship, THEN you'll be allowed to touch my stuff.

Monte:Raz me in the booty.

Chris:Don't let an artist tell you that it doesn't matter.

Dan:Warren has a great rack!

Harvey:Oh man, women do not like being called hippos!

Clay:Man, Monte, your work has gotten a lot better.
Monte:It's the Ex-lax.

Warren to Dan:This Big Boy's got your name on it.

Stan:It's like a pimple they can't reach around to pop.

Rob:People. Shoot 'em, kill 'em!

Chuck to Dan:May I borrow your wallet so that I may go pee?

Harvey:F*ck that! F*ck being agonized by Mr. Spock!

Katie the waitress at Artz Rib House:You guys order like a bunch of girls! (referring to the high maintenance orders of Russ, Steve, Harvey, Warren, Dan and Monte)

Peter to Michael:I don't think I've ever seen you in pants before.

Warren:...and then I took him home.

Monte:I'm not that homophobic... I hang out with all of you, don't I?

Harvey:It's like swimming in a giant, boiling urinal.

Warren:I got something hard.

Rob:That damn suit skirt babe - her ass kept poop-poop-pooping out the back of her skirt.

Monte:I don't want nudists, I want lingerieists.

Harvey:I've been here so long, I can't even take pleasure in web porn anymore.

Warren:Demi Moore sounds like a frog.

Warren:Pull that out again and walk around.

Scott:I need to get a vibrator.

Harvey:Didn't I tell you that yesterday was a day of great sex?
Monte:Yeah, but how does that help us?
Monte:(after pondering a moment) I guess it does help us because you aren't being such a bitch.

Harvey:That goat looked up and said 'Holy sh*t'!

Warren:Well, this is a paradigmatic problem!
Everyone else in the room laughs hard.
Warren:What? That's a word! It is!

Harvey:Killing people... not a problem.

Warren:We don't want to educate people unnecessarily.

Jay:So, which hooker did you use?

Chris:Once again, here's my standard disclaimer for those who have forgotten it: All art/effects/sounds in the game may or may not be final. All art/effects/sounds in the game will be cleaned up and polished during a tweak/polish pass to be started at a much later date.

Bob:Death definitely improves one's frame rate.

Chris:Now I want to go home and play with my joystick.

Monte:How come the spiderbot still... oh f*ck... oh sh*t... ahhhh.

Monte:(playing System Shock 2, struggling) Gosh dang bees in this game are f*cking gay.

Chris:Shut up! Just talk!

Monte:Clay and I can't play Quake on the internet servers anymore. It just ends up being all about who can backstab the most feebs in the shortest amount of time.

Scott to Peter:You have a very big package.

Monte:Hear that? That's the sound of the inside of Ricky Williams's colon...

Chris:When you want to do it, I'll show you how to do it.

Chris:Math is so cool. Hooray for math!

Harvey:So pure north is always east?
Chris:It's not east, it's zero!

Tim Sweeney to Albert:This sounds like the kind of mistake I would make! If we were physicists, we'd discover the grand unification of physics, but get the sign wrong. :)

Monte:I just wanted the biggest shaft in the game.

Warren:Chad wants you.
Chris:He'll have to wait about five minutes.
Warren:You'll have to beat him off.

Monte to Harvey:Read your email before you start bitching.

Harvey:The player is like a girl in a bar...
Doug Church:Yeah, she wants to believe the lies.

Ricardo:Just because a chick has a knife in her purse does not mean that she has a dick...

Monte:You want me to rub your ribs with my... chicken?

Harvey:Look, Monte "Three Dumps A Day" Martinez is heading for the bathroom.
Monte:Yes, and once I'm there I'm going to create a special pokemon just for you.

Ricardo:Monte, what should the start-up text for my sub mission be?
Monte:Forgive me for this game-play?

Peter:There is some Tupperware in the fridge that has stuff in it older than the Tupperware. If it is still there tomorrow, it is going to Tupperware hell.

Monte:(who spent the entire prior day working on a single forklift in UnrealEd) Hey, I reworked Area51...
Ricardo:Yeah, now you kill the bad guy with a forklift.

Bob:(with enthusiasm) Ooh! I want that military guy!

Unknown:World domination is eminent.

Warren:(writing up a bug) Bots that aren't actively engaged in some kind of activity look pretty lifeless.

Scott to Albert:If you give me my balls back, I'll give you your rubber.

Chad to Monte:You are going to get a boob-job for your Real Doll?

Scott:You can gib a child with one stroke of the nanosword!
Chris:That's because children have fewer hit points. They are inferior and weak.

Steve:I have a good sense of humor, I just don't laugh a lot.

Chris:There isn't much in the AI revision list except for the really critical stuff.

Peter:When you drink the booze the screen goes all funny. This is dumb. Can't you just make JC less coordinated or something. Sh*t if that happened to me after drinking a f*cking beer... I'd have aids by now.

Warren to Albert:You can tweak them in the nipples, but no butt grabbing.

Albert:Get the f*ck out of me!

Steve:Setting the AI reactions for a giant spiderbot is pretty easy... hate, hate, hate, hate.

Warren to Albert:I give you magazines to read, don't give me sh*t.

Harvey:Hitting my G-Spot is not all that hard. It's this big purple knob out in front of me.

Steve:Saying 'I was here until 4:30 in the morning' is the nerd equivalent of the purple heart.

Steve:I got my leg blown off yesterday and I really didn't notice anything different.

Warren:(describing a bug in Daikatana) Mikiko runs off down the hall, and you have to use her a random number of times before she'll come to.

Warren:...and now my wife wants me to dress that way all the time.

Harvey:It's a good thing that I'M the one deciding whether it's time to lick balls or not.

Warren:You don't have to stand here and watch, I'll keep beating on it.

Austin to Chris Todd:You're really putting the grimness into this game.

Chris:Come on, vibrate, damn you!

Andy:Hey Warren, I would actually buy this game now...

Andy:The karkians look like big potatos with legs, potato dogs!

Albert:(referring to Warren) He's pacing around like a pregnant father.

"Paranoia means having all the facts." -- William S. Burroughs
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ACDenton on 13/4/2003 at 15:08

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I think you can also get these on the secret menu, using cheats.

if you have the cheats activated, then type in legend, and it gives you a new menu, and i think the quotes are on there

Child of Karras on 15/4/2003 at 10:09

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Fallout 2 had quotes... Fallout Tactics had THREE different sections of them.

Ah... the cornyness never ceases...

Child of Karras on 15/4/2003 at 22:35

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FALLOUT 2

Hold shift and press credits

..

FALLOUT TACTICS

Hold alt and press credits for quotes #1

Hold shift and press credits for quotes #2

And #3 is in Bunker Beta in a locked locker of the mechanic station. The quotes are in an item called "Strange Papers"