Turtle on 9/3/2006 at 23:06
Rub one out into his pillow case.
Deny when the inevitable questions come.
Stitch on 9/3/2006 at 23:16
Turtz, he's trying to do something different this weekend.
OnionBob on 9/3/2006 at 23:19
Quote Posted by thefonz
my flatmate is away back up to glasgow this weekend.
therefore i have the flat to myself for the first time since moving down here.
so, suggestions please for what i should do for this three-day weekend of solitude.
i was thinking cooking, xbox, movies and beer.
but then, i have no imagination whatsoever...
where do you live
nickolae on 9/3/2006 at 23:21
pretend to be a 15 yr girl in a yahoo adult chat room. Make sure the conversation is saucy so they say words like "fuck" and "your" and "pussy" all in one sentence. Send them a pic of either curvy sexy Lindsey Lohan or some busty anime chick.
Then tell them all your with the feds and watch the mayehm ensue.
Gingerbread Man on 9/3/2006 at 23:23
you probably might like to see a doctor
Headphones on 9/3/2006 at 23:24
If you like breaks, Fabric has a WETFUCKINGDREAM lineup tomorrow night.
Farringdon is the nearest tube.
nickolae on 9/3/2006 at 23:27
who me?
TTK12G3 on 9/3/2006 at 23:40
Cooking, Xbox, movies, and beer?...
Invite hoards of people you barely know and have a HUGE party. Homeless people, drug addicts, potentially hostile degenerates... it's all good.
Go ahead and totally trash the place. This will probably be inevitably anyway since you're going to be serving rum and vodka. You are going to do that, aren't you?
Extend the party to several days and commence raids on several bars, clubs, and package stores. Harsh violence is not necessary, but where's the fun in a "quite get-together"?
Indulge in immoral acts to your liking, or to your new friends' liking. Be open, be willing, try not to get the HERPES.
You'll have a lot to tell your friend when he (she?[doubt it:o ]) gets back. Table dancers optional. ;)*
Just... try not to die, OK?
*-NOTE: yes i am very ill the sickness makes me do things...
Quote Posted by nickolae
who me?
yea probably
nickolae on 9/3/2006 at 23:49
total joke man.....total joke.
TTK12G3 on 9/3/2006 at 23:51
try again
Just no more child molesters or domestic violence.
Oh, and uh...try again,
