Paper Carnival on 2/9/2008 at 16:17
I hate struggling to figure my way forward in a game when I get stuck, finally discover something I didn't do / some area I didn't notice before, get all excited about it, only to see a message that says "Secret area found!", or something similar to that.
PigLick on 2/9/2008 at 16:21
and I thought my life was depressing
fett on 3/9/2008 at 02:27
Quote Posted by BEAR
I hate when you are chugging something and mis-calculate the volume of you're own mouth thinking you can get all the remaining liquid in a single gulp, causing you to pour it all over your face like a moron. Its not like you drink shit from a glass all day every day or something.
Best laugh I've had all day. :laff: :thumb:
Scots Taffer on 3/9/2008 at 02:52
Reminds me of the scene from Airplane.
"That's when my drinking problem began."
(misses his open mouth and pours the contents of his glass into his eye)
Tocky on 3/9/2008 at 04:22
Feeling the crunch of my tongue between my teeth. You would think it knew by now where the teeth are. It's not like it was chloraformed and dropped off in a strange mouth or anything. Not lately.
Reality shows. Particularly The Kardashians and Heafners bimbos and the housewives of Orange faketan. I would like to surgically alter them so they couldn't get by on thier looks and watch them starve to death trying to get by on whine pout and arrogance. The only good I ever saw from any of it was the slip one of Hefs bimbos made on a trip to England when she said how awful it must have been to have to marry some old king and the whole room went silent as she tried to crawfish her way out of it. That was gold.
I hate that my wife likes reality shows.
BEAR on 3/9/2008 at 04:58
Accidentally biting your fork while eating something. Why does this fucking hurt so much?
Being such a hog I occasionally eat my own fork in my haste to shovel food in my mouth.
kodan50 on 4/9/2008 at 05:41
Quote Posted by BEAR
Accidentally biting your fork while eating something. Why does this fucking hurt so much?
Being such a hog I occasionally eat my own fork in my haste to shovel food in my mouth.
That is why I sometimes eat with chopsticks. Booya Maddox, I own. :)
Seriously though, it can also be dangerous if you have weak teeth and you chip one >_<'
Kolya on 4/9/2008 at 05:59
Fingerfood people!!
...or maybe not. :erm:
crunchy on 4/9/2008 at 06:20
Quote Posted by Kolya
Fingerfood people!!
Only if the fingers are properly cooked!
WAREAGLE on 4/9/2008 at 06:42
DROPPING THE HELL OUT OF THE STRATOCASTER YOUR MOM BOUGHT YOU 10+ YEARS AGO, WRECKING THE FINISH YOU KEPT NEAR-PERFECT, REGARDLESS OF ENDLESS USE. :mad: I SWEAR TO GOD
Just happened. I have other/better guitars, but this one meant more to me than most of my possessions.
