Aja on 27/8/2008 at 05:34
WAIT i got it:
difference between a nigger and a pizza
pizza can feed a family
Shug on 27/8/2008 at 06:20
Quote Posted by BEAR
I hate that intermediate zone of distance where you cant decide whether to hold the door for someone or not. If you underestimate their speed you look like a dick but if you hold it too long you look like a weirdo.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_td1X_c5Gg)
BEAR on 27/8/2008 at 15:01
:thumb:
pavlovscat on 27/8/2008 at 16:09
The nerve of them! :laff:
I hate when I go to grab a cold beer & realize that we drank them all last night. :sweat:
So, I load up the fridge and put one in the freezer only to promptly forget about it! Beercicle :tsktsk:
Gorgonseye on 31/8/2008 at 00:49
People who go to get a hair cut even though they are balding
People who go to get a hair cut even though they have a buzz cut
People who go to a barbers shop to have their beard shaved (Dude, buy a razor)
Freaking barber shops to begin with.
(
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122699) The banning of cheerleader uniforms
Emo bloggers
Neo-Cons
People who think neocons are a new kind of transformer
Biblethumpers
Overconfident atheists
Having to explain what it means to be agnostic
Anorexic chicks (Put on a bit more baby, watching your heartbeat is a bit creepy)
My skinny best friend (Put on a bit more man, you're making me look fat.)
People who tell other people how they should look
Self Reference jokes
That I'm mocked because I want to get a job.
Stopping to think about whether or not you're overthinking things.
Breaking up right after phone sex
My virginity
The phrase "Let's just be friends"
People who only post in threads to make a bad joke
Irony
Thief13x on 31/8/2008 at 01:07
Florida drivers
people who think everyone else is stupid/uneducated
Slow walkers
people who've never had a minimum wage job
extremists
the DMV
fett on 31/8/2008 at 01:21
Quote Posted by Gorgonseye
People who only post in threads to make a bad joke
It's all I have. Don't take it away from me.
Wolfgang Van Halen
Transformers Animated
Bratz
ESPN channels 56-546
Red Delicious Apples
Hampsters who bite
Spaghetti sauce on my favorite white shirt
Condoms
When ttlg servers go down (on your mom lolz)
Spongebob and his fucking square pants. Fuck you bob. Fuck you in the ass with a studded conk shell.
When one side of the trash can slips from the edge of the can but you don't notice and keeping piling shit in there and its going down between the bag and the inside of the can. This is what hell will be like.
Installing chain link fences (if you've ever done this you know what I mean. Fucking chain link)
That muggy feeling in the air right before/after it rains
Eyelash in the contact lens.
Dry turkey
Razor burn
Forgetting that ONE pivotal thing at the grocery store upon which the entire meal hinges. You don't discover it until mid-way through cooking.
Restaurants that have two different sized cups, and twelve different sized lids, but none match (I'm looking at you Flying Burrito. Fly your asses to the store and get some fucking lids that match).
Starbucks anything.
"Italian" pizza at most American pizza places. Go to Italy idiots. The pizzas aren't 3 inches thick.
People who assume all starwars/lotr/sci-fi/fantasy/movie/book fans are fat, unemployed, video-game addicts who live in their mom's basement. Drive your fucking Subaru off a cliff bitch. Don't forget your Daughtrey CD and Abercrombe t-shirt.
Getting page numbers to work correctly in MSWord
Running out of CD inserts and having 12 CD's left over - why the hell aren't these sold separately in packs at the store?
The_Raven on 31/8/2008 at 02:28
Quote Posted by fett
Condoms
Uh-oh, looks like fett's religious past is rearing its ugly head again.
fett on 31/8/2008 at 03:10
Heh....you said 'head'
