Scots Taffer on 27/8/2008 at 00:25
Surely that's just
bad CG... right, demagogue?
Quote Posted by pavlovscat
* Breast that come back after a reduction!!
I love this, it's like a movie tag line or something
BREAST REDUCTION 2 (or 2breast2reduction)
THEY'RE BACK
BIGGER
AND BETTER THEN EVER
Also, big tits are awesome.
The_Raven on 27/8/2008 at 01:24
That may be, but 8 lbs of fatty tissue on your chest would no doubt interfere with one's ability to breathe.
Scots Taffer on 27/8/2008 at 01:55
You're right, I often get quite heady from extended periods of motorboating.
irving_forbush on 27/8/2008 at 02:34
There's some weirdo Italian restaurant near my work that my boss likes. Now being a paisano, you'd think I would like this place. And I do. I love everything I've tried there.
But their speciality is lasagna (in fact, the name of the place has the word 'lasagna' in it). And these bastards put broccoli in their lasagna!!!
And no, I haven't tried it. Surely, the proprieters will do several eons in Purgatory for this offense. :ebil:
fett on 27/8/2008 at 02:55
People that don't recycle
Analog anything
Cashiers/bank tellers/waitresses that share personal information
Dry hands
Putting photo paper or label sheets in the printer upside down
When you get that painful rectal itch in crowded public places
Coasters
Paying exorbitant amounts of money for ink cartridges/gas/food/handguns
Furniture with plastic on it
Rush - Grace Under Pressure
Movies made from Michael Crichton books
Card games
Lego pieces that get stuck together and have to be pried apart using my teeth
The entire aisle dedicated to water at the grocery store. It's fucking water people, I don't need 200 varieties. However you could use some variety in your processed meat section where everything appears to be made from the nutsacks and anal tissue of opossums and pigs.
Receipts that don't print when you pay at the pump. I'm paying you bitches $4 a gallon. Put some goddamned paper in your fucking machine before I set your shit on fire.
Poopy diapers that overflow. On the couch. Next to the dog. Who then goes to lay down on the bathroom rug. Before I discover the poopy diaper.
New Kids on the Block
Picture frames that don't come with those little hanging thingies attached to the back already
Those guys who stand in front of the mirror at the gym while free-lifting. Faggots
Stepping in water while wearing only socks
The price of used textbooks
2k Boston
Magnets that are only magnetic enough to barely stay on the fridge, but fall off in an avalanche if you breathe on them too hard
Having to pee in the middle of the night
Not waking up when I pee in the middle of the night
Thief fan missions that require a master hieroglyph interpreter, an MIT degree, and a working knowledge of C++ and microeconomics to figure out.
George Lucas
People who wear Abercrombe logo shirts and think they're the shit. You're wearing a fucking Abercrombe shirt asshat
Grapenuts cereal
Any form of language remotely related to the phrase 'da bomb'
WAREAGLE on 27/8/2008 at 03:10
hot pockets- frozen on the outside and lava in the middle.
Laptops that run hot enough to make your legs sweat through your pants.
Those little marks on the sides of your nose from glasses
Turtle on 27/8/2008 at 03:10
Blacks.
Scots Taffer on 27/8/2008 at 03:16
N A G G E R S
TBE on 27/8/2008 at 03:17
Turtles in a wood pile.
Quote:
When you get that painful rectal itch in crowded public places
Alabama Hotpocket?!?!
demagogue on 27/8/2008 at 03:28
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
Surely that's just
bad CG... right, demagogue?
I was exaggerating a little to make the point, but I think the general feeling is very much related to this:
Quote Posted by heretic
I hate how so many people are wrapped up in fucking fairy tales, and an awakening to reality is (apparently) nowhere in sight.
