pavlovscat on 15/9/2008 at 06:39
Quote Posted by Kolya
That's right. Show her to me and I'll heal her by laying on hands and funk records.
Watch out who you're laying hands on, now! You might be the one who ends up needing healing. ;)
I don't understand why women get pissed off at guys for watching porn.
Turtle on 15/9/2008 at 16:25
Can I ask you to have a talk with my wife?
pavlovscat on 15/9/2008 at 18:00
Just show her the benefits of some hot, rowdy sex after you've been surfing. Works for me every time!! Now I actually WANT him to surf porn. :ebil:
But this may only work if she actually likes having sex with you. :cheeky: ;)
Turtle on 15/9/2008 at 18:44
Damn it!
Gorgonseye on 15/9/2008 at 19:08
While we're talking about, I still don't understand why my parents don't want me looking at porn.
"I'm a growing boy, and I'm trying to learn more about my body" never really does it for them.
Turtle on 15/9/2008 at 22:33
They're afraid you'll find out how they paid their way through school.
Queue on 16/9/2008 at 00:15
You hate home-movie night, too?
DarkForge on 21/9/2008 at 11:46
According to UK law:
When you're 16, you're legally allowed to have sex. But you still can't watch porn until you're 18.
Never got that. I mean, which is more likely to have a dramatic direct effect on one's young life? :confused:
SubJeff on 21/9/2008 at 12:40
Depends on what you're watching, who you are having sex with and how.
Curunir on 22/9/2008 at 21:19
How do insects breathe and why on earth do they need to breathe? Internet tells me there are tiny apertures on their body, there goes nothing, just when I thought they were anaerobic. Those little suckers, there's, I really don't know, hundreds of billions of them and they're all breathing my air and your air through their little suck-holes, I mean no wonder the atmosphere is thinning, the bastards are carbon dioxidizing our air. Here, evolution, I have a pointer for you, next step - ANAEROBIC INSECTS! :mad:
