Purgator on 27/5/2019 at 22:00
Hello fellow Taffers! I am currently designing a few t-shirts and whatnot based on the exploits of our beloved kleptomaniac, and will be posting the results anon!
Amongst these wondrous tidbits (
titbits for our U.K. chums) will be some distinctly Thiefy beer labels (or beer mats even)!
Inline Image:
https://i.postimg.cc/nzKmyMgR/bottlecripp.jpgInline Image:
https://i.postimg.cc/hGdT02rq/crippledbottle.jpgVery much in the R&D stage at the moment, but you get the idea. What I would like from you, gentle Taffers, are some suggestions for said beer labels.
Crippled Burrick seems a bit obvious. If you have any humourous suggestions, feel free to post.
The label above is based on one of my favourite tipples:Hobgoblin Dark English Ale.
Cheers!
Lady Van Vernon's Stable Boy Warmer?
Master Wiley's Boiled Knickers Brew?
SlyFoxx on 27/5/2019 at 22:46
Holy Hammer Porter
Constantine's Stout
Downwinder's Sapphire Lager
Good Cog Ale
Purgator on 27/5/2019 at 23:05
Nice one, Sly!
Bafford's Scepter Stiffener!
bob_doe_nz on 27/5/2019 at 23:11
Biddleybong Brandy
Purgator on 27/5/2019 at 23:34
Very nice! I guess the labels shouldn't be restricted to just beer. I did get a novelty labelled bottle of plonk for a 50th Birthday gift. What better way to celebrate the half century anniversary of your womb evacuation than with a nice bottle of 'Smelly Old F**ker Frascati'! Cheers Uncle Seamus.
Biddleybong also sounds deliciously rude.
Edit:I have a Dunwall Whiskey T-shirt! I'm totally making a Biddleybong Brandy one! Awesome!
bob_doe_nz on 28/5/2019 at 00:42
Biddleybong is from the Dark Project. Where Constantine meets Garrett for the first time. CS06.avi
Quote:
A potent and invigorating cognac aged in greenwood something-a-rather
downwinder on 28/5/2019 at 02:07
dewdrop's dark ale
golden child's chardonnay
pagan's private reserve
the order of the healing fruit sangria
viktoria's vintage spirit
Aemanyl on 28/5/2019 at 17:47
A non-alcoholic Trickster's Breath, please.
grooley on 29/5/2019 at 09:16
Thumping Blackjack
Benny's Winter Warmer
Jumping Spider
