thefonz on 4/6/2006 at 09:30
By "does" of course referring to "does" a bbq...erm.
Anyway, all hilarity aside - i will be visiting the magical land of Australia next weekend for three action packed, sexy weeks until july 1st when i'll be making my triumphant return to London (not in the least bit magical, fact fans). Brisbane specifically, to visit friends and family and newly born goddaughters.
A couple of things:
1. Shug and Scots, I expect you guys to have scoped out and done some in-depth research for suitable world-cup watching pubs to goto. None of this "ooh, football is boring" crap (SCOTS), its the world cup, Australia are in it, i'm in Australia, i like football - do the math.
2. There WILL be all night drinking sessions. One thing living in London has taught me; the human body has an amazing adaptability when it comes to drinking profuse amounts of beer. This will be strongly tested with the excellent Australian culture of "tall-ies" beer, coupled with "nach-os" and Australian "Shie-las".
3. I may, at a push be talked into Bungee jumping; not by myself though - i'm a gigantic chicken at things like that. Scuba diving or thereabouts is a definate though, since i've always wanted to scooba off the Great Barrier Reef.
4. Work be damned, call in sick.
Anyway, looking forward to it, its going to be wild - carnage - destruction - humiliating - all of the above in one night. Photos included for future acts of bribery. Armed with my tourist phrase book, "hilarious comedy" dangly cork-straw hat and oversized sandles, feeble attempts at Aussie lingo...bring it on.
Yes.
Fingernail on 4/6/2006 at 09:51
You gonna have a crazy time :thumb: :laff:
thefonz on 4/6/2006 at 09:56
Of course, calm before the storm etc.
Talking over music is no use anyway, because the conversations just de-evolve into random nodding and "yeah", then before you know it youve been talked into male whoring to the rich women of the night.
Or something.
Anyway, yes - loud music doesnt go well with talking. However there is time for loud music. Normally once very drunk and eager to "shake booteh" in clubs.
oudeis on 4/6/2006 at 14:03
You started your job, what, a few months ago, and you are already taking three weeks vacation?!?!?
Goddamn they must love you.
thefonz on 4/6/2006 at 16:17
Quote Posted by oudeis
You started your job, what, a few months ago, and you are already taking three weeks vacation?!?!?
God
damn they must love you.
Nah, it was easy - just get them all drunk at the office night out and get them to sign holiday requests.
:angel:
Scots Taffer on 4/6/2006 at 23:04
I find blowjobs help too. :angel:
Turtle on 5/6/2006 at 04:09
Oh, that reminds me.
You can have Tuesday off, Scots.
Shug on 5/6/2006 at 05:46
Quote Posted by spix's circlet
When I was introduced to Shug, he was like:
- 'Hugh.'
- 'Q?'
- 'YEEEAAAHHHH.'
- 'Oh... ok.'
-
Q? That's an odd name, (but I dare didn't dispute it.)
Ahahah, I think you talked yourself into believing I was a character out of James Bond.
Additionally, fonz: I'm keen to watch some World Cup pool matches, as long as you provide expert commentary and shout drinks :erm:
Scots Taffer on 5/6/2006 at 09:30
Even if he isn't Bond's Q, you should see his gadgets. :cool:
oudeis on 5/6/2006 at 18:15
Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer
I find blowjobs help too. :angel:
(
http://www.unoriginal.com/mrshow/3_9.html#blowjob)
couldn't find the mpeg/avi for it, though.
or look for it too extensively at work, if you take my meaning. the keyword hits alone could get me walked out.
