Gingerbread Man on 17/5/2007 at 23:32
Skinny white guys? Or gay porn stars?
SD on 17/5/2007 at 23:46
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Once, there was a man named David. David was incredibly rare explination of your "Average Joe", for he had most-all the qualities of a Joe, yet none of the reasons. He was a millionare and had a hot beach model wife, but he chose to work for the man... One day, he approached his sock drawer with haste as it was making odd pounding noises. As the index finger of his hairy hands pollinated the hard woods of the 8 drawer cherry color dresser sock drawer, the drawer opened only to reviel that the creator of the loud thumping noises was none other than...
...a tiny green fairy. David had been drinking absinthe again.
Then this Gingerbread man walks in with a book. He headed directly to the restroom on the door was an out of order sign. He walks into the restroom takes a couple of step starts slipping falling forward head going into the tiolet making a big splash. David and a bunch of other people saw it happen. 1 employee there saw it happen too. As soon as it happen David the other customers and the employee started laughing really hard. The employee was laughing so hard he fell to the floor and continued laughing. hence the phase ROFLMAO. David was in tears and not the only one. The manager heard the laughing but did not know what had happen Saw the employee ROFLAO came out to him ask him "whats wrong with you" The employee couldnt say a word from laughing so he pointed. Manager turns around to see the Gingerbread man on his hands and knees dripping wet she went in the restroom and started to help him but he started yelling at her say he was going to sue. she told him he wouldnt win because she had an out of order sign on the door. By this time all the employees were looking at this event. David noticed the employee that was on the floor was standing and telling all the other employees. The manager walked out of the restroom and told 1 employee to get a whole roll of towels. The Gingerbead man walked out of the restroom and me and abunch of other people noticed he had shit in his hair on his face and that the top half of shirt was really wet. And in Unisonce all said eeeiiouuuu and started laughing again. The manager asked if everybody who witnessed it could stick around so she could take statement. He was in the restroom for a 30 min. and the manager was helping him out. She had ask 3 of the employees to get paper and take statements from customers. David saw the Gingerbread man leave with only his pants on yelling at all the people there who laugh. 1 customer said he heard the manager had called a plumber 10min. before the Gingerbread man walk in...
Gingerbread Man on 17/5/2007 at 23:47
This really happen
Starrfall on 18/5/2007 at 00:09
oh god why does thief 2 look like crap help internet
oh your graphics card sucks
shit I play anyway
w00t
comchat drama EVERYWHERE bonobos bonobos we so wacky
irc too hahah
comchat more
lols
still here
w00t
lol married
edit ps this is the only version that matters
pps w00t so nutty
Scots Taffer on 18/5/2007 at 00:36
shroom tea lol
Turtle on 18/5/2007 at 03:31
What's for masturbating todays, shit wrong bookmark, sup titleggers?
fett on 18/5/2007 at 13:58
My TTLG experience:
How the FUCK do I get into this cathedral? I can't understand a word that Eye thing is saying...
Hello ttlgs! I ask stupid questions in commchat. Hate everyone.
Oh I can make my own levels too. Wate Dromed sux. (Throws PC into swimming pool yelling, "I GOT YER FUCKING COPLANER ERROR RIGHT HERE AHAHAHAHH11!!)
Therapy
T2. Why are there robots :confused: It's good tho b/c everything else sucks right now.
LGS bites it. Shit. Community effigy burning of John Romero.
Totality leaves.
We do T3? No, we argue and bitch. But in the spirit of community.
Let's do a prequel to T2. Okay.
Mouser and Lytha leave.
Try to design in new Dromed. Wate. Clear_world (Stabs plasma monitor with letter opener).
Fuck this - you guys do all the real work.
Have a kid.
T3 for Xbox. WTF? Community effigy burning of Warren Spector.
T3. It's great. It sucks. It doesn't matter because no one plays Thief anymore.
Have a kid.
T2X. It's great. It sucks. No one gets paid.
5,3003 Will there be a T4 threads.
'Noid leaves.
Slink back to commchat to await death in good company.
Mr.Duck on 18/5/2007 at 21:24
fett - you skipped the leaving og 1001 other members of note here, foo
:o
Strangeblue on 20/5/2007 at 06:59
Floating chests
Frustration
Grundbegriffe
Chocolate covered Ringwraith
Exploding pink frogs
Trout o' whacking
bonobos
a shaded one
Fringe!
scribblies
Beer
some kind of writing thing
whiskey
T2X
Nervous breakdown
