Lacerta on 21/6/2006 at 09:34
No news... that can mean only one thing.. THEY'VE EATEN HIS BRAIN!!! :eek: :wot:
WAREAGLE on 21/6/2006 at 16:31
lord almighty! im never leaving america! we have some scary shit, but it stays in the woods!
Stitch on 21/6/2006 at 16:36
My sources indicate that GBM has abandoned the premises and fled to California.
Good for California, bad for the most anticlimactic thread in the world.
Fafhrd on 22/6/2006 at 01:42
California is rife with other dangers, however, like the pants shitting traffic of the 101 Freeway.
Or the Lovecraftian horror of Disney's California Adventure's Sun Wheel.
Gingerbread Man on 22/6/2006 at 04:44
OH GOD THE FUCKING SUN WHEEL
When I saw that I asked Starr if she'd mentioned GBM vs The Sun Wheel to you. She claims she has not, so let me inform all and sundry that the FUCKING SUN WHEEL is the scariest goddamned motherfucking pants shitting OH GOD THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE THIS ISN'T FUN I'M GOING TO BE SICK STOP LAUGHING AT ME I'M SERIOUS thing I have been anywhere near in my entire adult life. And I've been near some pretty pants-shittingly terrifying things in my time, I'll tell you that for nothing.
Fuck. Sun Wheel more like Vomit In Terror Ride. I had to go on the sodding Twilight Zone Tower of Terror to calm the fuck down after that. Goddamn.
Lovecraftian doesn't even begin to describe the nausea, the wild disorientation, and the hooting of blasphemous monstrosities that goes on in that motherfucker. AND I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO REMIND ME OF THOSE NINE MINUTES EVER AGAIN, SIR.
In other news, I have indeed put roughly 2200 miles between me and that purple beast, and I am just hoping that it will just die before the beginning of August when I go back to poke at it some more.
liquidfear on 22/6/2006 at 04:46
So, what happened? :cool:
Chimpy Chompy on 22/6/2006 at 05:19
Oh jesus, now it's learned how to operate a computer and impersonate GBM!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM YOU FIEND
Printer's Devil on 22/6/2006 at 13:37
Yes, but now we know its weakness: amusement park rides!
Random_Taffer on 22/6/2006 at 14:43
Quote:
This is another nice relaxing ride. The swinging gondolas on this ride add a little extra to the classic ferris wheel. I recommend this only if lines are short or you have some time in your schedule. - Manny Barron
Hmm...Some people said that it was the most boring ride ever. What was it that was so bad?