Rug Burn Junky on 9/5/2006 at 18:56
Quote Posted by Tulsidas
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psssst. i'm not smiling because i find you or your lame attempts at comedy terribly funny; i'm smiling in the hope that you'll die a horrible death someday, and i'll get to know it here, at TTLG.:cool:
The Buddha not happy with you.
littlek on 9/5/2006 at 19:21
I normally choose to ignore the infinite, discouraging flames that are inevitable in just about every thread that someone has the kahones enough to start in this place. So stop the rants. This is a damn good thread and I want to know the current status on this monstrous, alien-looking purple spider in GBM's garage! :weird:
Stitch on 9/5/2006 at 19:32
Agreed, Tulsidas' retarded shenanigans are derailing this thread. WE WANT MORE SPIDER TALK
Any futher developments, GBM? Have you found missing neighborhood children swinging entombed from the webbed ceiling beams?
Fuck, if I were you I'd seal off the goddamn garage and move to Antarctica.
Of course, I'm also this close to buying a plane ticket just to confront this abomination in the flesh myself.
Gorgonseye on 9/5/2006 at 19:34
Complex solution to simple problem?
Ulukai on 9/5/2006 at 20:07
The Purple Spider is surely the title of a non-existant children's book to rival The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Not Now, Bernard.
Unfortunately for the other people in the pub, this revelation hit me earlier this afternoon.
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Gingerbread Man on 9/5/2006 at 20:39
No news today. I haven't been out to look for it. Too much else going on to worry about faggot spider.
Also actually SEARCHING for the damned thing is pretty much impossible. My garage is full of car parts (like doors and things, not the occasional fan belt and spare tire), landscaping / gardening stuff piled willy-nilly, and just full-to-the-gills random detritus. The garage is basically used by my brother and my sister's boyfriend to store their engine hoists and cars and bits and whatever the hell else. You honestly cannot move in there, and getting from one side to the other takes about half an hour of carefully picking your way through scrap, usually moving loads of it in the process.
At some level, the spider is Frazer's and Jon's problem :D
Stitch on 9/5/2006 at 21:12
You say that now but just wait until the spider breaks down the door and invades your house on a patchwork roadster.
Malygris on 9/5/2006 at 23:27
This is beginning to sound like a Glen Larson Production.
