Shakey-Lo on 28/8/2008 at 08:51
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Stitch on 28/8/2008 at 14:51
TheBlackman's use of the word "Oriental" is the first thing that's vaguely offended me in this thread.
Mr.Duck on 28/8/2008 at 18:15
Quote Posted by theBlackman
What happens when you have a Oriental marry a hispanic?
You get a son who can steal a car, but can't drive it.Nothing personal MrDuck. :)
Shit, negro. I don't get offended by racial slurs or somesuch (I ain't a nationalist ;)). And I certainly don't get offended over a joke, no matter how poor in taste :D
Intentions are the only thing that count in hurting someone :)
Heck...here's one joke I always had fun with:
A black man and a Mexican are thrown off a building, who hits the ground first?
Who gives a shit?;)
SD on 28/8/2008 at 18:35
Quote Posted by MrDuck
A black man and a Mexican are thrown off a building, who hits the ground first?
Who gives a shit?I've heard that punchline before, except the joke was "How many Americans died in 9/11?", which is funnier.
So I'm taking that as my cue for some more jokes on the theme:
What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficientlyWhat's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
"It's Raining Men"Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal?
They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.thanks folks im here all night :thumb:
theBlackman on 29/8/2008 at 20:32
Quote Posted by Stitch
TheBlackman's use of the word "Oriental" is the first thing that's vaguely offended me in this thread.
Enter Sarcasm mode
I could have said, Chinaman, Japanese, Nip, Bhuddahead, Chink, or numerous other such choices, but as all such were the "target" of the joke, Oriental it was.
Take your pick, and if Oriental offends you, then I'll avoid Caucasoid, and all other Generic racial denominations as well. After all we don't want to insult or offend anyone by race, creed, religion, or gender do we.
End Sarcasm mode
Fafhrd on 29/8/2008 at 20:37
"Asian" might've worked, too.
heretic on 29/8/2008 at 20:40
Quote Posted by Fafhrd
"Asian" might've worked, too.
In a "poor-taste joke thread" complete with reference to "niggers", 9-11 victims and dead babies I don't understand the need to split hairs.
The_Raven on 29/8/2008 at 21:04
So what's the deal with all those oriental, nigger baby, 9/11 victims?
The airplane food still sucks.
Aja on 29/8/2008 at 22:46
Quote Posted by SD
I've heard that punchline before, except the joke was "How many Americans died in 9/11?", which is funnier.
mmm,nah, because it doesn't sound like the proper setup for that kind of punchline
don't worry though, the rest of your jokes are GOLD
