crunchy on 26/8/2008 at 03:20
Why aren't Aborignal children allowed to play in the sandpit?
Because cats keep burying them.
A truck driver is on a long haul when he sees an Aboriginal walking by the side of the road. The driver bears down on him and speeds up, running him down. A while later the driver sees another Aboriginal and the same thing happens. Yet later the driver sees a priest broken down on the side of the road and the driver pulls over and offers him a ride to the nearest down. After getting under way, once again the driver sees another Aboriginal and begins to bear down on him. At the last second the driver realises he has a priest next to him and in shame veers away. The priest turns to the driver and says "Don't worry. I got him with the door"
Two mates are driving through the country. While one drives the other takes a nap in the back seat. Sometime later he is awoken by the sound of three thumps. He asks his mate what happen. "Oh! I just hit an Aboriginal" "But I heard three thumps" "Yeah, I had to go through two fences to get him"
jimjack on 26/8/2008 at 04:29
What's the difference between Batman and a blackman?
Batman can go out at night without robin.
Aja on 26/8/2008 at 06:13
ah, nuthin like some po' taste jokes
Scots Taffer on 26/8/2008 at 07:44
A 6 year old is standing by the edge of a cliff, crying hard, when a priest wanders by. "What's wrong, son?"
The kid says through his tears: "I was driving with my mom, dad, little sister and granny, the brakes failed and we were going over the cliff but I jumped out. They went over, they are all dead."
The priest parts his smock and unzips his fly, "It's not your day, is it?"
quinch on 26/8/2008 at 08:27
What's Helen Keller's favorite colour?
Corduroy
TafferLing on 26/8/2008 at 09:27
A black man, with a giant multicolored parrott perched on his shoulder, walks along the docks and is stopped by a little child.
"Hello mister! What kind of beast is that! I've never seen one that big before!"
To which the parrott replies:
"This is a nigger, son."
pavlovscat on 26/8/2008 at 19:37
Quote Posted by ZymeAddict
How do you stop a black man from jumping on your bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.How do you get him down?
Invite the Mexican kids over & tell them it's a Piñata Party.theBlackman on 26/8/2008 at 22:37
What do you call a quaduplegic in a hockey game?
PUCK
I've been having problems at night. Lately I've needed to get up two or three times a night to go take a piss. The funny thing is that everytime I open the door to the lavatory, the light automatically goes on, and automatically turns off when I leave.
The other thing is that my refridgerator is starting to smell like urine.
Queue on 27/8/2008 at 00:17
What do you call a midget Mexican?
A speck
