Aja on 25/8/2008 at 18:10
difference between a faggot and a pizza?
god loves pizza!
dreamcatcher on 25/8/2008 at 18:44
Why does Michael Jackson like twentyeight year olds?
Cuz theres twenty of them.
Mr.Duck on 25/8/2008 at 20:28
Child: "Daddy, is incest a bad thing?"
Dad: "Shut the Hell up and keep sucking, boy!
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Difference between a pizza and a jew?
The pizza doesn't scream when being put into the oven.
demagogue on 25/8/2008 at 20:39
A couple were having a fight and the woman got so upset she cut off the man's johnson. She ran to the car, drove off, and threw it out the window. Another car was behind her, with a man and his 10 year old daughter inside. The johnson splattered off the windshield and the girl cried out "what was that!?" Trying to protect his daughter, the father said, "oh, that was just a bug..." The daughter paused and said, "Well, it sure had a big dick."
TBE on 25/8/2008 at 22:49
I had a talking parrot, but he died because he didn't say he was hungry.:rolleyes:
Queue on 25/8/2008 at 23:09
One tasteless:
What's the difference between a dead baby and your grandmother?
The dead baby doesn't scream while I'm raping it.
And, one racist:
Why don't blacks like asprin?
Because they're white, they work, and you have to pick cotton to get them.
Aja on 25/8/2008 at 23:25
Quote Posted by MrDuck
Difference between a pizza and a jew?
Yeah, I was trying to remember this joke!
part of the racist-pizza jokes series. If only I could remember the nigger one...
Haplo on 26/8/2008 at 01:25
What do you say to an elephant wearing a pink sleeping robe?
Good night.
Shug on 26/8/2008 at 01:40
What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand
ZymeAddict on 26/8/2008 at 02:12
Hm, racist jokes, eh?
Why does a black man cry while having sex?
Because the pepper spray stings his eyes.
How do you stop a black man from jumping on your bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.
