ZylonBane on 23/12/2010 at 22:22
Quote Posted by Yakoob
ZING!!!
Only someone as brain-dead as yourself would consider NO U to be a zing.
Which includes most of the Komchat Krutards, I suppose.
Renzatic on 23/12/2010 at 22:29
Zylonbane must've gotten dumped for Christmas. :(
SubJeff on 23/12/2010 at 23:03
Well at least someone will be having a happy new year!
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How can you tell a Polish woman isn't wearing any underwear?
I don't know what the Polish women are like where you are Sulphur but in the UK it'd be because I took them off seeing as all the Polish women I've encountered here are smo-smo-smoking. Seriously.
Sulphur on 23/12/2010 at 23:13
Well, that depends on what definition of Poles we're working with and whether or not they'd wrap themselves around one
for the record: still joking
Azaran on 24/12/2010 at 02:23
A friend of mine told me this one the other day.
Michael Jackson is on a plane with a bunch of schoolkids who won a "fly with Michael Jackson" contest. Suddenly, there is engine trouble and the plane starts losing altitude. Michael goes to the cockpit to see the pilot who tells him "we got 2 parachutes. You take one, I'll take the other". Michael goes "what about the kids?" The pilot answers "Fuck the kids!". Michael replies "Do we have time?" :p
Ostriig on 25/12/2010 at 23:16
Guys, if one forces sex upon a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?
kabatta on 26/12/2010 at 12:49
What do you do when a greek drops a bar of soap in the shower?
[spoiler] You tell him to stop waving his ass at you when he picks up the soap. [/spoiler]
