Queue on 10/8/2009 at 23:09
On that note...
Q: Why are Jews ideal for Census polling?
A: They're numbered.
Thief13x on 11/8/2009 at 00:25
Oh god here comes the Michael Jackson jokes
PeeperStorm on 11/8/2009 at 01:31
Kind of an old one:
Did you hear that Michael Jackson was planning to record a version of one of Elton John's songs? "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me."
Queue on 23/12/2010 at 13:58
Try these around the dinner table....
Why didn't Hitler drink?
Because it made him mean.
aaaaannndd...
How do you get a gay gentleman to make love to a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
Nicker on 23/12/2010 at 19:06
What's the difference between a woman and a Christmas tree?
When you are finished with your Christmas tree you just drag it out to the dumpster.
Happy Belated Solstice, misogynists and racists everywhere!
Hewer on 23/12/2010 at 19:26
Quote Posted by Nicker
What's the difference between a woman and a Christmas tree?
When you are finished with your Christmas tree you just drag it out to the dumpster.So, I'm assuming the difference is that she can get there on her own?
ZylonBane on 23/12/2010 at 19:57
And people wonder why TTLG is dying off.
Sulphur on 23/12/2010 at 20:23
I can't believe I haven't said this one yet:
Q: How can you tell a Polish woman isn't wearing any underwear?
A: By the dandruff on her shoes.
Queue on 23/12/2010 at 21:43
Quote Posted by ZylonBane
And people wonder why TTLG is dying off.
Ooo! Ooo! I know this one....
ZylonBaneYakoob on 23/12/2010 at 21:56
Quote Posted by Queue
Ooo! Ooo! I know this one....
ZylonBaneZING!!!
edit: nvm this was posted pages ago
