st.patrick on 1/11/2008 at 21:01
What is hard and dry when you put it in, and soft and wet when you pull it out?
Chewing gum
TBE on 15/11/2008 at 00:04
How many pallbearers do you need for a [insert ethnic group you want to degrade here] funeral?
Two- Because a garbage can only has two handles.
I heard this in Texas, so you can only guess what group they were talking about, but this could probably apply to any group of people.
Baccus on 15/11/2008 at 08:40
How do you fit 6000000 Jews into a car?
You put 5 in the seats and the other 5999995 in the ash tray.
On that note: my grandfather died in Aushwitz. Poor fellow fell off a guard tower.
rachel on 15/11/2008 at 10:43
that closing line is ace.
suliman on 8/12/2008 at 04:51
"Did you know Oprah Winfrey and Morgan Freeman had the same nickname in high school?"
"No I didn't, John. What was it?"
"Nigger"
(Couldn't find the pic:p )
Peanuckle on 8/12/2008 at 05:40
A black man and a Jew jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. Who wins?
Society
What do you call black people in a barn?
antique farm equipment
What's orange and hangs in my front yard?
I'll paint my n***** any color I want.
Why do black people smell?
So blind people can hate them too!
ercles on 8/12/2008 at 07:22
How did they improved the public transport in harlem?
The moved the trees closer together
thief0 on 11/12/2008 at 14:23
How come black people are so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot and how to steal.
Kolya on 11/12/2008 at 16:39
What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler?
Opportunity.
rachel on 11/12/2008 at 21:05
Not poor taste but a really bad one that I just love:
Do you know the story of Paf the dog?
Well that dog was crossing the road one day, a car arrived, and PAF the dog!
