Aerothorn on 12/9/2008 at 03:01
If I said any of these on campus, I'd be burned at the stake.
My college's political environment blows.
irving_forbush on 12/9/2008 at 03:12
Quote Posted by Aerothorn
If I said any of these on campus, I'd be burned at the stake.
My college's political environment blows.
Duh...you go to school in Seattle...
Actually, I can't think of a U. S. campus anywhere where you could tell these jokes anymore. (Sorry for the political diversion. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.)
Q. What do you get when Jesus Christ masturbates?
A.
Miracle Whip.TBE on 12/9/2008 at 04:02
You know the best thing about fucking twenty two year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Scots Taffer on 12/9/2008 at 04:07
What's the best thing about fucking old age pensioners?
shit i meant 87 year olds there's 80 of them jesus fuck this joke and all variants of it in the ass
heretic on 12/9/2008 at 05:10
So it's going to be like that eh?
What's more fun than shitting in a baby's mouth?
Watching the little bastard eat it.
:eww:
irving_forbush on 12/9/2008 at 14:33
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
What's the best thing about fucking old age pensioners?
shit i meant 87 year olds there's 80 of them jesus fuck this joke and all variants of it in the assSounds like a case of CRS... LOL
dj_ivocha on 18/9/2008 at 00:36
How do gays take the condom off? - By farting.
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A brother and a sister are having sex. The brother moans - "ooooh, that feels great, even better than with mom". The sister says - "yeah, dad says so too"
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Why do so many women have their navel pierced? - Because it's easier to hang an air freshener there.
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Why are all lesbians among the smartest women? - Because they look like men.
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A man at the clinic - "Doctor, I'm sexually attracted to horses." - "What kind, male of female?" - "Female of course, do you think I'm some kind of a pervert or what?!"
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During an autopsy: The pathologists have just opened the corpse's abdomen, when one of them says - "Look, that guy ate spaghetti carbonara about 10 hours before he died!" After that he quickly gets a spoon and eats all of it. Then the other one says - "Hey, are you blind? There was some hair in that pasta!" The first one vomits everything and the second one quickly eats it with the words - "Haha, I lied, there was no hair in it, I just like it better when it's warm."
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Two skeletons meet and one of them says - "hey buddy, I died about 6 months ago, and you?" - "Oh, I'm not dead yet, I'm from Auschwitz."
michaelg on 6/10/2008 at 02:26
What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?
Jerrys kids
BEAR on 6/10/2008 at 03:50
Quote Posted by Aerothorn
If I said any of these on campus, I'd be burned at the stake.
My college's political environment blows.
These are the kind of jokes you tell to friends or close co-workers in a closed environment (or not at all since most of them are shit).
Not really the kind of think you go yelling on the quad (and if you could its because you are in Alabama or something).
