heretic on 3/9/2008 at 00:57
Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20 bill. I went into town and bought a crate of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these here tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead I found a gorgeous naked woman tied to them. I untied her and took her up there in that tree and had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."
Thief13x on 3/9/2008 at 03:21
Quote Posted by PigLick
unfortunately, retard is the only word which truly encompasses thief13x's true ability.
regardless of my 'ability', 10 bucks say his sisters would still do me before you
Fafhrd on 3/9/2008 at 03:25
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stitch on 3/9/2008 at 05:28
I swear to god my little sister destroying Thief13x would be an event worthy of pay-per-view.
Thief13x on 3/9/2008 at 15:26
how little are we talking?:erg: :erm:
crunchy on 4/9/2008 at 01:42
Quote Posted by Thief13x
regardless of my 'ability', 10 bucks say his sisters would still do me before you
This is supposed to be a poor taste joke thread. That is fucking hilarious!
nicked on 4/9/2008 at 11:36
What's the difference between Pope John Paul and Madeleine McCann?
The pope died a virgin.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and jokes about Madeleine McCann?
The jokes will get old.
infinity on 8/9/2008 at 15:38
This is long (purposefully so), but in poor taste, so appropriate.
There is a famous prison on Devil's Island of the South American coast, where the worst of the worst prisoners from the French colonies are sent. One such prisoner could not stand the horrific conditions and went to the Warden, pleading his case. The warden replied:
"Well you know, if you do want to leave the Island, you could try and complete the trials. If completed you could go free." The prisoner eagerly agreed, and the warden warned him "Many have tried, but none have completed the trials you know, are you sure?" But the prisoner insisted and the next day, the whole prison was excited as the Warden announced the trials. "First, prisoner, you must cross this channel to the mainland. Beware of the crocodiles and flesh eating fish though. Second, you must go to the Jaguar cave on the other side of the channel, halfway up the mountain. The Jaguar has a toothache, and you must remove the tooth. Finally, you must climb to the top of the mountain, there you will find a small hut with a fair maiden. She has never been pleased by a man, but if you satisfy her, you will have completed the trials."
The prisoners cheered as their comrade jumped into the channel. There was much splashing and crocodile tails flailed up over the water, but soon, the prisoner, all bloody and beaten up, appeared at the other side of the channel. He looked back and waved, and headed up the mountain.
He found himself outside the Jaguar cave, waved to the prisoners, who cheered, and he went in. At the prison many roars and screams could be heard, and soon the prisoner emerged, bloodier than before. He shouted "I'll try again in the morning". He did, but the result was the same. On his third attempt, there was more screaming and roaring than ever before, but finally, there were loud purrs coming from the cave.
The prisoner came out of the cave looking triumphant, and shouted "Now where is the girl with the toothache?!"
Wow, I'm honestly very sorry for such a long joke, but by the time I realized how long it was, I had already wasted my time writing it.
Here:
What do you do when your wife's staggering?
Shoot her again.
SithLord2001 on 12/9/2008 at 00:34
Ok I got one.
There's an apartment fire and many people die. The ACLU gets involved. The Apartment has 3 floors with several apartments on each floor. On the first floor there were 2 black families one with 3 people and the other with 4 people, all dead. On the 2nd floor there were 3 Mexican families one with 7 people the other two each had 9 people, all dead. On the top floor there was just one black person and a white couple. The black person was dead, the white people lived because they were at work
sorry for the length
