Scots Taffer on 25/8/2008 at 05:36
Thinking about it, I'm not much of an authority on really nasty jokes... let's get the ball rolling in here and everyone can display there arsenal. Hopefully we'll get a bit of momentum with it and some serious one-upping can occur.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Aja on 25/8/2008 at 08:03
what do you call three lepers in a hot tub?
porridge!
Aja on 25/8/2008 at 08:04
ok that wasn't a one up but leper jokes never get old
d0om on 25/8/2008 at 08:40
What do 9 out of 9 people enjoy?
Necrophilia Gang Rape
Scots Taffer on 25/8/2008 at 08:50
At night, a little boy and a man are walking deep within the woods. The little boy turns to the man and says, "Mister, I'm frightened. These woods are very scary." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
Shug on 25/8/2008 at 08:58
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
No idea, I was too busy masturbating
Scots Taffer on 25/8/2008 at 09:04
Why isn't rape funny?
It is, that was a trick question
N'Al on 25/8/2008 at 09:15
I thought of putting a bet on Austria to win the last European Cup.
I was sure they had a crack team of footballers stashed away in a cellar somewhere...
David on 25/8/2008 at 10:16
This one is doing the rounds at the moment:
*NEWSFLASH*
Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea... However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down by a small buoy.
Scots Taffer on 25/8/2008 at 10:18
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
Tortilla chips.
